i've decided i hate geese. no real reason. just felt like i needed to pick a side in the discourse.

"cut my lamb into pieces" or whatever they were doing in leviticus

"is papa roach a christian band now" and other things that i hoped i'd never have to google

the gay frogs have won

the nuva ring sounds like a series of videos by christian author and speaker rob bell

oura ring sounds like it should be a sex toy

bluesky is following in tumblr's footsteps as "website where all the users bully the staff whenever the site doesn't work right"

my favorite thing in the world is when you get a little too overstimulated in a loud restaurant so you leave the table to go pee in silence for a couple minutes but you enter the bathroom and they just have colbie caillat cranked at 105db on there and someone peed all over the floor

literally- you go into any coffee shop. you stare at the menu for like 3 minutes. you go up to the counter. you get a medium caramel macchiato. you do this at every coffee shop. life is easy and free of the bonds of modern technology.

We were auditioning drummers today and we had this one guy come in, I think he said he wanted to be called Dr. Worm (but he’s not a real doctor…?) and anyway he just sucked. Absolutely ass at the drums. He showed us what he knew and I don’t think he can ever get better at drums. Ugh.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

i’d gladly heckle the green bay packers alongside the chicago pope

you’re posting “meanwhile, on the other app…,” meaning twitter.

i’m posting “meanwhile, on the other app…,” meaning the jeremy renner app.

we are not the same.

was once New Amsterdam.

you all should do what my landlord did- don't fix the tile. just put some grey vinyl from 1998 over it and call it a day.

that tile is just yearning for a big-ass rug to hide it from sight!

church jams now is my favorite!

i think i’m firmly in the camp of “you could not make me sit through that record again if you pointed a gun at me”

we’ve gone from not enough podcasts about 90s and 2000s alternative christian music to WAY TOO MANY PODCASTS about 90d and 2000s alternative christian music

brandon flowers is simultaneously one of the best and worst lyricists of all time. “somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year” is so stupid but it sounds so good.

there are like 33 songs and i’ve relistened to ONE of them since the album came out.

i want my son to stay little and never grow up but i desperately also want him to be older so i can show him arrested development

unironically, the best thing i’ve done in the last couple years was set up a little jellyfin server for my house. it’s just an old macbook and an external drive and a lot of legally obtained media!

they took him out back and old yeller'd him after thor 4. :(

a great candidate for a b-side!

march music round-up baby, it's fact!

i continue to write about the music i am listening to over on my substack, unfortunately. substack.com/home/post/p-...

the best genre of webcomics on instagram is the one where the punchline clearly only makes sense if you are the author of the webcomic

how much beard dye do you think matt walsh goes through a month

HAYLEY WILLIAMS BROUGHT JOSH SCOGIN ONSTAGE TONIGHT????

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s