I COULD NOT HAVE PREDICTED THE MIRACLE OF THE BATTLEAXE

When i tell you i YELLED

I'm making myself finish Friday's episode first but I'm SO excited for today's

The time-honored tradition of reaching the end of a tag, lowering your standards, and going back to the first page

I'VE HAD MORE DIGNIFIED WEEKENDS, FOR SURE

Kidney stone 0/10 do not recommend. Spent Thursday night in the ER and all of yesterday completely zonked out

That's a fair point but I don't think I have the fortitude to read Lymond fanfiction

I absolutely cannot tell you what pairing this is about and you will absolutely never guess.

He would not fucking say that (anything. He would not be talking about this! Talking about it would be acknowledging it and I simply do not think he would acknowledge it!!!)

Loving the way he stares off into the middle distance here.

Perfect and strong girl!

Happy birthday! 💖

But she is sooooo beautiful while depressed. Neoclassical picture of a mourning maiden

I appreciate his position but this is deeply surreal because he and my older brother went to college together and were, apparently, "student-govt frenemies"

Ranunculae??? <3

Thumbnail of a tiktok by @le_trema featuring the poster, a frenchman, looking perplexed and mildly distressed over an image of an idyllic countryside and fancy text reading "Est-ce que les hétérosexuels vont bien?"

"haha, my husband doesn't respect me or show any interest in my hobbies isn't this just a funny quirk of How Men Are"
Me:

I'm very happy to be married because I love my spouse, of course, we are perfect for each other, etc, but also. Have you SEEN the state of the dating field out there. Spinsterhood FAR preferable. Honestly, going to the dentist more preferable!!!

?????

OMINOUS

Zoom-crop of the above picture, highlighting the one half-open eye visible on this cozy little demon

Harriet, I'm obsessed with her. I'm in a parasocial relationship with your cat.

UNION STRONG UNION PROUD

Oh my god TWINS! Please give her a little kiss from me and my Ruby.

Absolutely unreasonable. She should form a tenant's union

Consider that you decided to put your knitting projects in her throne!

Black dog w/long snoot sitting on a blanket on a couch. Huge puppydog eyes

Same dog looking expectantly at the camera because I am holding food

Same dog lying on a wooden deck in a sphinx-like pose

Same dog in profile view, very excited, ears up high, staring at my spouse who is holding a ball off-camera

This is my dog Ruby! She's chronically baby

King arthur takes the sword Excalibur from the lady of the lake. He is chest deep in a body of water, wearing a full suit of armor. Behind him are a rock face.

marker study from Excalibur (1981)

👏👏👏

ME?