dammit, shoulda had you write the dek

The Public Domain Cinematic Universe Edition On Mickey, Winnie, and Peter Pan being copyright-free now.

spend an inordinate amount of time on the featured image for this one whyisthisinteresting.substack.com/p/the-public...

MUSTARD PLUG!

Ska band names are so... untethered

In Fargo, it was a band called Three Minute Hero. Brainstorming ska band names must've been so fun.

Remember how every town used to have one ska band that was outrageously popular, but only locally? What was yours?

I literally had that link CMD-Ced ready to CMD-V into here

Yep. Yep, I’d do Severance in a second to not know anything about the next four years. Sign me up.

Apple News is for normies. It's a modern AOL.

Fight me.

Don’t be daft, you bump the sides, not the fronts

My new thing for 2025 will be trying to make the “hip bump” replace the “fist bump” as the preferred method of greeting

(not that you needed more proof)

Max Celebrates The Return Of The HBO Original Series THE WHITE LOTUS With An Exclusive Wellness Retreat And Brand Partnerships New Images HEREMax has announced an immersive event and integrated partnerships that offer a taste of signature luxury inspired by HBO®’s Emmy®-winning

proof that capitalism can absorb any critique you throw at it press.wbd.com/us/media-rel...

The NY Jets should use this opportunity to change their name to The Jersey Drones

everything written this week starts “murder is bad but”

wolves (i.e., dogs)

Hey, check out Mindhunter, it's pretty fucking good.

"Hello, my name is Rex, and I watched two season of The Rings of Power."

Why am I still watching Silo?

Is there a support group for people who start TV shows that they really don’t want to finish, but for whatever reason, feel obligated to keep watching?

not like "newsletter writer," but rather, "person who emails all day"

on my tax return, i've started to enter Emailer

Besides Kottke and Gruber, does anyone self-identify as "blogger" anymore?

Human Centipede is a Christmas movie

what we need is DOGE but for identifying tax evasion; DOTE

what if Elon buys Chrome, then what?

Prediction: A generic term will arise for "Twitter / Bluesky / Threads / Mastodon" because it has become impossible to complete the sentence "As someone on [social media platform that I cannot remember] said today..."

And no, it won't be Fediverse.

Federal Inquiry Traced Matt Gaetz’s Venmo Payments to Women A document prepared by federal investigators bolsters claims by women who say they were hired for sex by Matt Gaetz, President-elect Donald J. Trump’s choice for attorney general, who denies wrongdoin...

via www.nytimes.com/2024/11/20/u...

tag yourself

Finally, a record I could theoretically break.

I’ll get to it when all I use is pencil and paper.

Next month, we abandon this dive and we roll on Mastodon, soldiers