meeting with a new sleep doctor today. soon it’ll be over for my haters (the faceless man who leers over me when my sleep paralysis hits)

They drove on into the darkness and the moonblanched waste lay before them cold and pale and the moon sat in a ring overhead and in that ring lay a 1995 Lotus Esprit S4 with its own cold gray and nacre seas.

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they're auctioning off Cormac McCarthy's Lotus Esprit on Hagerty, and I fear I need her

sorry every time I see master chef my brain goes “master chief”

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

taking a walk in the rain. in my defense I didn’t look at the forecast so this wasn’t intentional but this really fucked with my plan of “walking while reading a book”

a spinoff show of halo’s master chief doing master chef

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

wow, I didn’t know that. feel like the alderman would be against such mandates

to be clear I am going to probably watch tv while very sleepy for two hours but still

in bed before 9:30 on a saturday can I get a hell yeah

nobody wants to admit this but at any time you can just get a group of guys with unique skills together for one last job. and if you don’t then you never really wanted to build community

hell yes

portland rules though. game recognizes game and such

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

see the joke is, it sounds like sure, except how my dad says it

shore seems like she sucks

oh god the oasis?? I hope so. I went there constantly when I worked downtown. best food in the back of a jewelry store in america

love when someone from a Place That Sucks visits chicago and is like Did You Know Life Doesn’t Have to Be A Hellscape?? yeah brother. I do. welcome. bring your friends. do you want to get middle eastern food with me

me after I hung up the phone the first time I asked someone out

my dad sold cattle feed for 45 years, my sister is married to a former rancher, my uncles all had cattle, my hometown had multiple beef packing plants, and not once in my life have I heard beeves before. gunna start using it around everyone now going forward

wait is it actually not allowed or are you just making a comment. (is this why it’s all mostly single family?)

on The Bus (again)

had a hot dog

on The Bus

recently learned about tree law and hey what if we had that but for like, clean water

excited to learn what this london place is all about

oh I guess none of you are cool. figures

happy record store day to those who celebrate