Bless their little loser hearts, Virginia constitutional amendments first have to pass the full legislature twice before they ever go before voters

Virginia Senate Majority Leader Louise Lucas saying "Can you lock the fuck in"

well so that’s not really how this went-

Independent cities baby!

Actually no, that’s not the truth, Ellen

Hero, slavers get bent and die

And for our collective sanity nor should it be

Unknown Linux Device in Virginia was my nickname in high school

“we are deliberately killing the immunocompromised, disabled, and chronically ill”

RFK Jr no longer disguising his MAHA movement for what it really is: eugenics

Come on season 6, let’s get MEDICATEDDDDD *death drop*

lmao

I liked it more than That Feels Good but less than What’s Your Pleasure (high bar to clear tbf)

If he meant any of this he'd just retire from commentary because that's the only rational response to getting it this wrong, but instead he's just gonna endorse Vance next year because of under-the-hood articles about how he opposed the war

why apologize for being correct?

A screenshot of an Instagram Story from the verified account of artist Kelela. Against a solid black background, Kelela has shared a post from X.com (formerly Twitter) by the user 30th Street Yellow (@afroangellic), which is captioned "The Kelela method." That post quotes a tweet from user Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) asking, "i am not a cop but how do people find weed in cities they dont live in?" Above the screenshot, Kelela added a fingers crossed emoji and a leaves emoji.

they really didn’t teach us anything practical in school like what am I supposed to do about my widowed gay uncle becoming a Paul W Downs instagram reply guy

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

people who love to hear themselves talk in meetings so everything runs late. im sending you all to an island

Three cats, a tortie (Dora) a black cat (Vivien) and a gray striped cat (Huck) sitting on a vanity

Huck and Viv perched by a window

Dora in a stroller

Dora, Viv, and Huck posted up by the window

I don’t post enough pictures of my cats so here you go

using generative AI in a professional setting is so wild to me, why broadcast how little you care with those fugly abomination images? What happened to class? What happened to having standards? Quality control? Pride in your own work?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

Feel like pure shit just want her back

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

diva wake up

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.