Bun too?

Any teacher who has spent 10+ years acknowledging student wrong answers would be great at cold reading.

I feel like there’s a version of Late Night with the Devil that comes out in 2007 starring Matthew Broderick

The CR wouldn’t be hung up in the senate if we abolished the senate…

If you want to test a marriage disagree about a fever

Man what do you even want from Schnoodle?

With a straw

I think the only two women who talk in the novel are Victor’s mom and Elizabeth and well, it’s definitely about Victor.

Hefting that box of one gross of frozen pretzels.

Did we ever figure out what eyes without a face was all about?

Don’t shot the messenger

I am quite curious how one might go about “checking into” this.

Bet it feels nice to be a lazing warthog and have a mob of meerkats scrambling over you, eating your parasites.

Two year old is pretending her string cheese is earrings

Rick or Pete!

We’re cutting trains!!

Sure I panicked and overreacted but does it say about what you did to allow me to?

Doughnuts always make me hiccough.

It’s to catch the fillings of his bagel sandwich when slip out the back

Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago

Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911

Same energy as the Sesame Street one

Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it

There’s only one place that sells the veggie burgers I like so when I go I buy like 6 boxes.

they’re like the seagulls from Finding Nemo but they’re just saying “Pretext?” “Pretext?”

I got a haircut and after she brushed my hair the barber looked at my ears and said “Oh my I didn’t see all this hair”

Nytimes: we see your mistak! you said bow but we said bow!

Penguin slide scene from Fight Club