Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by 🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

1 day ago 12140 3300 167 131

🫪😯

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

"Trump understands" is an oxymoron

2 days ago 2 0 1 0
Post image
3 days ago 15 9 1 0

I'll do it for free, and it doesn't matter to me that he's not alive

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

Mantra

2 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
1 week ago 159 61 15 8

Red Barchetta

3 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Not The Same

3 days ago 30 19 3 1

The US has extended its previous lifting-of-oil-sanctions on Russia for another month.

Putin is the puppet master. Trump is the puppet.

3 days ago 372 128 19 6
Advertisement

If I were religious, I'd point out that Mike Johnson, for all his "Christian" posturing, refers to an Old Testament quote – he can't use a New Testament quote for his attack on the Pope. Johnson, Vance, Hegseth, et. al., love the effin' fire and brimstone, but they know ZERO about the beatitudes.

6 days ago 769 165 53 7

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

5 days ago 7550 1618 258 119

If only the crusaders and the Muslims had United against the oligarchs in 1098...

5 days ago 5 2 1 0
Preview
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
1 week ago 2 0 1 0
Preview
Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion “This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

Republicans are allegedly concerned with making government more efficient, but they're wasting millions giving employees time off for non-federal holidays and offering superfluous "prayer services" featuring (likely paid) speakers.

And, of course, only right-wing Christian views get promoted.

1 week ago 48 28 2 1

Some folks think that for rights to be valuable, they have to be exclusive, but what makes rights valuable is that they are *defended.*

And the kind of country you can be most sure will defend your rights is the country which would defend anyone's rights.

1 week ago 325 59 3 1
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Fun fact:

Geo Washington (POTUS1, aka The Father of our County) was independently wealthy & offered to turn down POTUS salary (which adjusted for inflation, would be in millions today) but Congress insisted he take a salary as it reinforced a POTUS is a Fed employee who works for “we, the people”

1 week ago 7 4 1 0

Same people telling you to stop eating avocado toast and buying $7 coffees are mad you're not taking on the up to $30k it could take to have a baby.

And also that you didn't start at 15.

1 week ago 2035 318 76 6

Politico is a propaganda outlet, always has been

1 week ago 2 0 0 0
Advertisement

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks watch the worst of the circus turn on the ringmaster.

For too long we’ve seen airwaves immersed
In the shouts of America’s worst.
But with every new fumble,
Alliances crumble;
We’re watching the Trump bubble burst.

substack.com/@heathercoxr...

1 week ago 133 68 11 2

Nobody, for the first time in nine months:
*Thinking about Epstein Files*

Melania:
"Don't think about the Epstein Files!"

🤔

1 week ago 4 3 1 0

I have lots of ideas, but I'm just a rando making an educated guess

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
Suspect Guilty GIF ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
a man in a suit says how bizarre how biarre ALT: a man in a suit says how bizarre how biarre
1 week ago 0 0 0 0

They do this every few years, then remember pro sports leagues have exceptions, thanks to Justice Landis

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Trump: *starts a war to distract from Epstein*

Melania: “actually let’s talk about Epstein more”

1 week ago 2148 465 85 19

They are so stupid, they think they can do clowntastically stupid things and get away with it...

Because they think it's genius...

Dunning-Krueger strikes again...

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Reminder, Pope Leo is the voice of half a billion people, and there's plenty of us agnostics and Protestants who back his leadership...

1 week ago 24 7 2 0

#EEMTCF

1 week ago 2 1 0 0
Advertisement

Manipulative fks like Bibi and Putin were the quickest to figure out Trump and his mendacity. Con artists usually spot the mark fastest, and Bibi pegged Piggy...

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0