It’s a win-win situation. Both Casemiro and I can think warmly of his time at United (albeit for very different reasons). I hope all of their future signing pan out this way.

My guy

What??

Yes, yes we can

Because he’s probably not desperately keen on weeks of ‘Arteta making excuses shows Arsenal don’t have the mentality of a champion’ type headlines

And a couple of games less *in the most crucial weeks of the season*. As you say, it’s the combination of factors that is making this so much tougher.

Semi finals of the CL not your thing?

Entitled bunch of fucking pricks. Barca similar last night.

I thought Noni was decent. Comfortably the best of the three (admittedly that was a worlds smallest man contest)

Extra time feels nailed on at this point, right?

Penalty

Joke decision

I realise this all but guarantees a tense goalless 85 minutes, but I’d really love a fast start and an early goal tonight

Used to playing on dry pitches

And tend to crumble after a certain date

Distract the opposition keeper with a well presented tray of custard creams and bourbons, maybe

On the upside, Mikel is at least unlikely to make a bold triple sub given it would probably mean hauling off Martinelli and sticking on the club tea lady

😂

Had the same allergic reaction but, to be fair, Trossard not available by the look of it

It’s fine- they don’t follow me on Bluesky

That front three again 😩

The Mesolithic era

Does it though if March and May are among the highest?

This is the best game Trossard’s had for months

Bet he still wishes he was our Carabao Cup keeper

People’s level of entitlement to information is insane. Why should there be some obligation to tell terminally online people the precise injury status of a player?!

I just wish it was possible to bet against the Opta supercomputer

Sometimes the couch likes to go on top

In other news, prediction systems are thoroughly imperfect models of the real world

The things I found helped in the short term were reading and getting outside a lot. There was something comforting for me about the relentless march of the seasons and the community of humanity you find in books. Hope things improve.