We need some sort of voting drive where the objective is to cancel out the terrible votes of American hockey players. That way we can root for them with a clear conscience. Like carbon credits, but for idiot athletes.

every day i feel more stupid

good it’s nice to hear people talking happily, not just about all the horrors!

“i don’t want to date a golf guy” listen i know it’s golf but at least it’s not literal fascism cosplay.

i don’t know a lot about certain sports, and i’m genuinely interested in people’s hobbies that bring them joy even if it’s watching golf lol

last year i was out puttering around on a sunny saturday and, as a people person, made small talk with golf guys watching the masters and found myself witnessing straight men more animated and chatty than ever. single gals, this is your weekend to find a guy who’s dying to talk.

i just think it’s messed up for jd vance to do everything he can to wreck the united states AND hungary, where i have a vague understanding i can claim citizenship as a descent of a subject of the habsburg empire 🙄

i won :)

wow do i need a kid after all?

that’s going to be years as well! hbo timelines!

of course i’m anti-carceral but we need to lock up tim robinson until he writes ITYSL 4

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

babe, do you think they let woo girls go to the moon?

A Virginia license plate reading BYEHO3

the horrors, the exhaustion, the depression

i haven’t been too active, preciously bc of my job, now bc of habit.

glad to see you migrated from twitter :)

it’s such a fun car, but my very low annual mileage is the reason it doesn’t need tons of maintenance and is reasonable to have. i really do generally hate cars.

next time you need a ride to pick up a coffee table from facebook marketplace, you’ll wish for me and my sweet wheels (pt cruiser)

i don’t even know why i’m going off about this, the experiences have been heavy this week and i’m just a goofy lady, i use transit and walk and advocate for that where i am.

also not for nothing i would love to, would die to, live in a denser city, to choose that, but i actually am kind of stuck in a midsize city to care for a family member with a disability. i did caregiver work this morning before work work and it’s a privilege to truly be able to decide where to live

i’m the queen of walking. no one gets to walk shame me.

i’ve done plenty of walking in buffalo and enjoy it. i’m actually out in a very rural county for work, so i was sitting in my car after driving like 100 miles :)

sometimes you get somewhere and you just need to sit in the car 45 minutes

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

the venn diagram of people following CBK discourse and march madness is apparently two separate circles

no one has even 👍ed my bracket name, Carolyn Baskette Kennedy

The SAVE Act started as a political stunt. Now it's a real threat. As we entered 2026, it became clear that Republicans were set up to lose control of Congress in the midterm elections. What followed was predictable.

The NY Times continues to erroneously call the SAVE Act a "voter I.D. bill." I did a deep dive into its history and explain that ID was only added this year and is nots it core.

Stop spreading GOP talking points and focus on the facts. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

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