don’t get your cat feeding puzzles because you will teach them problem solving skills and you will never know a day of peace again

new selfies dropped, posting these everywhere

my sorcerer tav might not have any weapon proficiency but god can lae’zel beat a man senseless with a salami

sorry to summer lovers and seasonal depression havers but summer is literally the worst invention

crying bc my video game dog in bg3 brings me presents (so far: a ball, a bone, and a salami)

*puts u in an infinite loop*

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

not autocorrect making this consult instead of concert. but yes, also the fob consult.

i lost my gay little emo boy mind at the fob consult last night

Good morning beautiful people ☀️

I’m singing my most hauntingly beautiful songs but the sailors don’t seem to notice these days. Always on their sea phones