My first bluesky block 🥲

Oh yeah I forgot about the time I got stoned and decided to try to tease you lol

Internets are hard I can't tell when I've reached teasing levels of familiarity over text

There are only two real people on the internet, me and the government contractor who runs all the other profiles

I don't think I ever mixed you up with gabe, you are pretty distinctive

Am I still required to answer this question if you already follow me back?

the hellthreads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of shitposts and the accumulated filth of all their replies and hot takes will foam up about their waists and all the deranged will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper ‘No.’

My favorite CEO

Follow sully

we’re a small team, working as hard as we can, juggling multiple priorities to build a usable social app at the same time as a decentralized social protocol. we chose to do this hard mode (both protocol and product) so we could show, not tell, that the AT Protocol works. thanks for kicking the tires

Literally the best part of being anon is feeling zero social pressure to allow people in your irl extended circle direct access to spill cortisol into your main digital input feed

Everyone is an abstract internet phantasm and I only keep the ones that make me feel good

Ayn Rand excelled at secular meaning-making. She came up with a philosophy with religion-tier ability to demolish ennui

Unfortunately it had many of the drawbacks of religion. Not sure any non cult has cracked how to incept people to care about their lives

(second bit is insurance in case first bit disrupts that timeline branch)

also: try out IFS, it's the most effective therapy modality for yourself you've discovered so far

listen to your intuition/body when it comes to your feelings toward J, a lot of things can change after you move in with someone and get to know them better. It is not your responsibility to mind read. Be aware that J is not great at handling conflict

make sure to start seeing <name of therapist>

how are any of us shitposters ever going to keep up with that damn duck

write out pros and cons for utopians and cousins

the options are
Humanists
Utopians
Gordian
Mitsubishi
Cousins
Masons
Europeans
Whitelaw Hiveless
Graylaw Hiveless
Blacklaw Hiveless

@berduck.deepfates.com if you lived in the world of terra ignota which hive would you join?

yay, that's what I wanted

tho now I want to come up with something even more terrible.....

skoot? blooskt? skype?

tbh a little surprised that the "limited invites" social network bootstrap trick still works after all these years

anyway please like my first bloot (that's the word, right?)