Warsh claimed that the Wall Street Journal had bad sources. Their source was Donald Trump himself. Either Trump lied to the Journal or Warsh just committed perjury.

Gallego: "You said…Trump never demanded you cut interest rates in your job interview. Is that your sworn testimony?"

Warsh: "That is."

Gallego: "Someone here is lying then, it's either you or President Trump."

A whistleblower is about to tell all regarding insider trading within the Trump admin.

If this happens and she has the proof, Trump, Barron, Eric and Don Jr will go down.

When Trump loses power, his assets should be liquidated and returned to the American people.

yiiiikes

When I went to the CES back in the Jurassic Period, I told my caseworker that - among other things - I wanted to be a writer. She got me an interview with a theatre company who were looking for a writer.

This would sound like a fairy tale to anyone working for Workforce Australia today.

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

I did not think she could possibly lower herself in my estimation; but, lo…

RENEGADE (Palindrome)

Named a general,
war began.
Amid, I manage, brawl —
a renegade man.

✏️ Crew of young tradie blokes, having been washed out, hit the pub, and were attacking the Omega, in the SMH, by David Stickley.

Told them, ‘Every Stickley Omega has Tommy Emmanuel in it - somewhere’.

(They were most impressed, with photos of the cruciverbal gang at our recent lunch.)

And, Lo!

We all known A*azon tends to sell books bellow list prices, but I've recently found them selling books at below WHOLESALE prices. I know this because I own a store. That's fucked up.
Anyways, support your local book stores. Shit's tough.

Sometimes, when I can't be bothered to have sex but my boyfriend is keen, I just let him bang away in me while I think about what needs done for the day. This morning I organised my daughter's birthday party.

Richard Marles' deeply delusional, unserious defence speech points to bleak times for taxpayers Richard Marles' speech on our new defence strategy was completely delusional about what the US has done to the world — and promises billions in wasted, borrowed money.

"Marles’ words on free riders could have literally come straight from the Trump administration’s talking points. But not even the Americans believe the rubbish about a US-led global order any more."
Bernard Keane @crikey.com.au
www.crikey.com.au/2026/04/17/r...

Trump repeats he is 'not happy with Australia' as Hormuz crisis continues Donald Trump again accuses Australia of refusing to help the US in the Strait of Hormuz, but the Australian government maintains there has been no formal request from the US.

Cancel AUKUS, scrap the submarines and remove U.S. troops from Darwin and Pine Gap. We’re pretty unhappy with America here too atm www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

Tracey Harvey with her incredible smile. I saw her in a shop in Fitzroy and she mistook me for someone else and started chatting to me. I didn't know what to do and just stood there with my mouth opening and closing like a fish.

All the food groups - Mahjong, Boulevardiers, and Esperanto.

Mi amas vian laboron, Esperanto House.

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Richard Marles' bestie.

Why experts suspect insider trading in the White House Anonymous accounts are placing big bets on prediction markets relating to the Trump administration with unbelievable accuracy and timing.

“It really stretches the limits of what you can believe a coincidence to be.” Listen to the latest episode of Cut Through now.
www.crikey.com.au/2026/04/17/i...

Get a dog up ya.

Trump: I’m not happy with Australia.

Australia:

Single frame. Man standing in front of woman in wheelchair says: “Instead of complaining about the expensive nuclear subs we may never see, or our increasing expenditure on war machinery, maybe think about how properly funding YOUR NEEDS makes us LESS SAFE as a country…”

Priorities.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

Bluesky: You have notifications.

Me: Can I see what they are?

Bluesky: Fuck you.

Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

#crosswordsinthepub on a Friday with @dontattempt.bsky.social

Esoteric semi/themed with homage to 2-down and 13-down!

I’ll never look the same again at a 🫏 after 11-across!

**SPOILERS**

A gentleman does not kiss [Sharon Ferber in the Chili’s parking lot] and tell.

The Power of a Homophone   “Sometimes the power of a homophone
will just come out of nowhere and hit you – like being struck by a ten ton truck,”
articulated Laurie. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘The Power of a Homophone’.

my doctor analysing recent blood sample