Is your shoe business failing? Just rebrand as an AI company, and watch your stock soar 600%!!!
You know what they say: when the shoe shine boy starts giving you investing advice, it's time to sell.
Believe women!
Which woman?
How long until Trump pardons him and grants him asylum?
"Eric Swalwell supporters" lol
Well, this guy was no John Conner, but we're getting there...
A Minnesota county is investigating the removal of a US citizen from his home in January by federal immigration agents as a possible kidnapping. https://cnn.it/3QhTaIX
Can you guess which six...?
Look around. Does it feel like the stock market should be at a record high?
I don't know if Trump is the Antichrist, but he sure is anti-Pope! 🥁
Which kids? Not the cool kids.
In contrast to the plastic visage of Kristi Noem, you probably can’t picture Zeldin’s forgettable face. It’s also hard to recall any memorable utterances from him.
But the EPA administrator’s blandness has provided cover for the most destructive reign since the agency’s creation. trib.al/GMfq5cR
You obviously haven't read the Bible...
One thing the Bible got right: that Christians wouldn’t recognize the antichrist when he arrived among them.
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
South Korea's president has angered the Israeli government by sharing video on social media from 2024 that shows Israeli soldiers pushing a body off a building in the occupied West Bank. https://cnn.it/4clhrW6
Should be part of his next test.
I thought @thebeaverton.com was supposed to be satire...
I don't get why they don't just do a copy-paste
Why?
Choosing Trump or the Catholic Church must feel like a Sophie's choice to Republicans if they were picking which baby to rape
MAGA gonna be like
How's that Brexit working out for you?
It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...
Fixed it.
#DonaldTrump
It's not a purity test to not want a rapist in office. Don't parse it. Non consensual sex is rape. And if you're trying to balance rape against your personal best interests, there is something broken in you
I was surprised by his immediate concession speech, but the fact that his daughter and son-in-law immediately left the country (because they'd be tried for corruption) is very telling. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Orban falls out a window. Accidentally or intentionally...
“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat
*they're. fml.
Justin out there living his best life not giving one shit about being ousted as PM.
