The biggest uncertainty in Rook's life is whether his knees are going to let him get up again.

Reposting this in an attempt to shame myself into writing.

BG3 is primarily a tool for putting hats on little guys, and then putting the little guys in Situations.

brb going for a BRISK WALK AROUND MY CLASSROOM omg 😳

I should write more fic...

*throws glass labelled "Qunari!Emmrook" on the floor*
ANOTHER!

Fun fact: Emmrich merch is legally tax-deductible.

(Disclaimer: I am not an accountant. Or American. This does not constitute financial advice.)

He's a very clever boy.

Fun fact: the tiger, which has been in the house longer, is also named Jean Valjean. In this house we stan one (1) Frenchman.

(It's a pattern by Sincerely Louise and was a Christmas holiday knit! Fun and quick but hard physical work!)

He is also in perfect body condition. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Jean Valjean was a very good boy at the cardiologist today and has confused the vets by somehow managing to have REDUCED the bulging in his left atrium in the last 3 months. He's still got a dicky heart, but it's the right size again 🙃

Absolutely not, under pain of Rook's death.
(Emmrich made him scrub the slab again afterwards.)

And he's still got a nice bum.

Been using the same lesson plans for 10 years because why reinvent the wheel? Goes home every evening for dinner. Probably into something really medium like fishing or bird-watching. Loves his wife and kids. Runs 10Ks for charity.

OC lore drop: Dr Robert Pevensie, Senior Mortician, is actually a really chill guy. But unlike every other Watcher, he has a life (no pun intended). Thinks the guys who live underground and talk to spirits all day are weird. Doesn't even like magic that much but it pays the bills.

Still very slowly trying to write this fic.

This is what peak performance looks like.

Omg the worm on a string 🤣

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Started a Durge run. I love him, your honour. #bg3

Omg the transparent Polaroids are too cute 😭

I spend a lot of time worrying about the logistics of evil empires. I also feel strongly that women should get to be gross baddies. These two things together mean that I once tried to write an #Angbang fic from the perspective of a lady orc general. Sadly this is as far as I got.

Today we are, for reasons, posting 11-year-old #Angbang fic. Is there still a market for this? Do people still want Middle-earth villains in situationships? Will I ever go back and finish that one where Sauron teaches Melkor the joy of sex? So many questions.

archiveofourown.org/works/81993071

Who calculates trajectories? Just make the fireball bigger. Then it doesn't matter if you're a bit off.

(There's an engineering joke in here somewhere.)

He's in his Maths Era and Emmrich is extremely pleased, mostly because it's very hard to blow something up with contour integration.

Day n+1 of making Rook bad at maths so no-one can accuse him of being a self-insert.

Yeah see this is the problem. I'm not a great completer-finisher. Frankly the fact I've written nearly 60k words about these idiots is astonishing.
(I'm aware some people manage that in a weekend but for me it's a bloody miracle!)
Maybe over the Easter holidays I'll sit down and really go for it...

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