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Posts by Johnny Brainwash

Ganjasaurus Rex
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I have actually seen this movie and it was about as good as you would expect. I was thoroughly baked, of course, and probably full of Al's Pizza.

The best part was the closing credits. First they listed the actors, then the screenwriters, and the list was exactly the same.

23 hours ago 1 1 1 0

Broke that poor boy's brain. Good times.

20 hours ago 1 0 0 0

I met one of the boneheads who broke Geraldo's nose (it was at the parking lot of the beach after the medical waste started washing up, per my last post).

We had a great time talking about ska and oi, he met all my friends, we strung him along for like an hour before revealing we were all jews.

20 hours ago 2 1 1 0

Al's Pizza on Victory Boulevard in Staten Island, not Ay-Eye's Pizza from the fucking computer machine

fucking typography

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Ganjasaurus Rex
Ganjasaurus Rex YouTube video by Found Footage Fest

I have actually seen this movie and it was about as good as you would expect. I was thoroughly baked, of course, and probably full of Al's Pizza.

The best part was the closing credits. First they listed the actors, then the screenwriters, and the list was exactly the same.

23 hours ago 1 1 1 0

Summer before my senior year. At the beach before the medical waste started washing up. Got offered "pot" (as we used to say) by the son of a city assemblyman.

I was two wine coolers in, but it had no additional effect.

Second time was a party at my house. High as hell, freaking out to Front 242.

1 day ago 2 1 0 0

I'm an endangered anadromous jew.

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everyone else just has big swollen cheeks but why does lois look like she had a snout?

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

didn't even realize "sh" was an option

gonna have to listen carefully every time someone says it now

1 day ago 1 0 0 0
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this is a dance off. if you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

1 day ago 1 1 0 1

oops, meant to spell that dilemna

the tyranny of autocorrect

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oops, meant to quote instead of reply

the poster's dilemma

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a man in a vest and tie is walking down a dirt road with a group of people behind him . Alt: the Safety Dance video, where people are dancing badly but the guy singing about how we can dance steadfastly refuses to do so

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

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a man in a vest and tie is walking down a dirt road with a group of people behind him . Alt: the Safety Dance video, where people are dancing badly but the guy singing about how we can dance steadfastly refuses to do so

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

1 day ago 3 2 1 1

that's how I've heard it. I couldn't trace it back to its original source tho

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Yeah, in one sense it's inclusive of lots of people- imprisoned, on probation, paying off fines, going through various stages of the system. There needs to be a term to cover them all, I guess.

Otoh, it's also lib speak to avoid naming the reality of the system ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I've heard it bc I work for local government. Agency people use it internally, but it's never used with the public afaict. Definitely not used by politicians in campaigns.

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My culture is not your costume

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I grew up eating these, but when did we start calling them disco fries?

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

no, sorry, I was eating these in diners long before anyone there had heard of poutine

it's not like putting gravy on fries is that hard to come up with

but no idea when we started calling them disco fries

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Donate to Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival, organized by Eli Burton Hey folks I’m Sluggo and once again I must change careers. After a back injury put me out… Eli Burton needs your support for Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival

It’s the end of the road for the old job folks. Company in a tailspin, shuttering locations, shedding benefits and good people left and right. Full death spiral. I need some help getting out of here faster before it all crashes down and I’m starting from nothing at 50. Please.

gofund.me/5c76053d9

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"do you wanna hit this?"

4 days ago 2 2 0 0

maybe they can get the waffle house teleporter guy

4 days ago 2 1 0 0

but how will they find a new director even half as entertaining?

4 days ago 2 0 1 0

"do you wanna hit this?"

4 days ago 2 2 0 0

Innocent
until I'm proven guilty
Deny everything, deny everything
Deny everything
Deny everything

4 days ago 1 1 1 0
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oh shit

art tax

guess I gotta call the city of portland soon and figure out when the last time I paid that one was

5 days ago 3 1 1 0

Innocent
until I'm proven guilty
Deny everything, deny everything
Deny everything
Deny everything

4 days ago 1 1 1 0

Treatment for what?

The treatment for homelessness is housing.

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