A screenshot of Skymap. Venus is in front of Uranus.

Kenny Williams looking shocked at something that sounds a bit rude but isn’t.

Says here Venus is occluding Uranus

The O does have a habit of disappearing first.

You see I nearly fell for the British food discourse there, but I blocked and moved on because I’m lush, me.

Can’t imagine women are allowed any level of authority or being listened to in that family, mind.

Not with a veto unfortunately

I watched the trailer the other week and my jaw dropped that it didn’t go “but after all that it turned out…”

Turns out it’s an officially licenced Jackson family hagiography. Like the FIFA movie but with a better soundtrack.

North East's 'radgiest pub' shut down by police amid 'no control' concerns The County pub in Walker has been served a one-month closure notice and will have its licence reviewed by Newcastle City Council next week

For more information see @danhollandnews.bsky.social’s colour piece of a pub that I went into precisely once back in 1995.

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...

Check out this Pub for sale on Rightmove Pub for sale in The County Walker Road, Newcastle Upon Tyne, NE6 3LB, NE6 for £195,000. Marketed by Everard Cole Ltd, Leeds

Sid the Sexist’s local is up for sale www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

There’s a conspiracy by all the teams with a red kit to keep Newcastle United down. Mainly by playing better than us

Chilli crisp fried eggs remain undefeated in my rotation

I’ve got one of them Japanese garden knives, they’re really useful. I wouldn’t take it out with me, because it’s a big knife.

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

A black and white cat with her face buried in the catmint

This is Molly from next door sitting on a nepeta I’d just planted. She’s not scared of me, but also she’s not interested in me. I’m like a vaguely ambulant shrub or wall to her, a structure in the garden. “She’s just like me” says our lass.

I’m not surprised but not thrilled at this

Do you trust the folk in charge to not be swayed by a “big name” who “loves the club” and can wax lyrical about sir Bob? I don’t.

Jose Mourinho listening to the Radio Newcastle phone in.

“Lost at home to Bournemouth you say?” #nufc

Steve Bruce and Matt Ritchie celebrate being able to have an afternoon listening to the radio while digging the garden over

Football, but not on the telly?

Bring back “the theme from gardener’s world”, you cowards

I didn’t know any of this

It’s broken again, give the box a kick on the way in will you?

Ugh

Lost my cricket match

I agree, and nearly did this as the joke; but I think my version is both stupider and more belligerent.

You can sing Oxygene Part Four to the tune of Oxygene IV

I thought Clavicular was the pain in the collar bone after the first cricket net of the year.

15 plants to feed birds naturally Grow food to reduce spread of bird diseases and provide a range of long-lived habitat

15 plants to feed birds naturally and other guidance www.wildway.info/p/15-plants-... an emergency post to help everyone with the new @rspb.bsky.social advice to not feed birds in summer

@trufflehog.bsky.social I enjoyed the renegade master joke Rob, even if nobody else did.

So it’s roughly the same age as HASAWA 74. I assumed it was much earlier.

What year is that?

Bloody hell #Thefootball

Will Osula when the doors are open
Will Osula when they’re calling time.