He just needs a hug </3 🔪🩸🦴💀 #umbreon #emo

"Silly, it is nighttime, no one can see us...! I think..." 🥵
「ばかだ、夜なんだから誰も俺たちを見ていないぞ…！たぶん…」🥵

Trade w/ @snowstormbat.bsky.social 😌🥰🙏🙏🙏
#furryart #yiff

actually i think even men should. you never know

me too

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

every transphobe deserves what they wish upon trans people.

He forgot to pack a speedo. It's no problem though

I actually have some more old catboy art🫡 from jan last year

"what is a woman" a woman is someone who covers their drink when matt walsh walks in

Hungry

Forest critters

Shy not so shy doe

Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

A Facebook Marketplace post of a common Chinese Nintendo close system being sold for $75

No lowballers, I know what I got

Christmas Ralstree🎄Thank you for the gift <3

oh this is SO GOOD

Raziel the Prince of Dorkness #ralsei

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Bat boye

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

murder, rape, child abuse, fraud, racism, taking away peoples rights, and pathological lying wasnt enough. an ai depiction of him as jesus, however...

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

Please stop! I’ve turned you off via the settings 3 times over the last 3 days and each time you return from the dead — unprompted! 💀

A new office cat joined this week. Steve is doing the onboarding. Steve loves cats.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

We ordered Chinese food. First went to order from DoorDash until we noticed a $25 service fee. Went to the restaurants website, chose their delivery service of choice and saved $50 from the DoorDash price.
Fuck DoorDash you thieving bastards.

twitter isnt the only website with garbage slop images on it

this has synthid on it. i can assure you this is ai generated

a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.