I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it
Posts by funky jake
“I have powers beyond human. I'm not even 100 percent human. I am a mutant. 50 percent human, 50 percent Pokémon. I also have access to a powerful weapon known as the Keyblade.”
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
So many of the books I've been reading recently have been among the best works I've ever read, it's really cool
Hey, I'm just like anyone else. I shake ass one cheek at a time
a rainbow with a circle that’s 1/2 earth and 1/2 smiley face with “the wrld is budufle” written by a child
gentle reminder from the 6 year old. a keeper.
For 2026 let’s remind ourselves what really matters: weird fiction
Things that go unc in the night
Modern refrigeration is truly a technological marvel
I must remind myself that I like my life and my job, and that my friends like me and think I’m a good person
Italian mathematician cooking up some gabagoogol
a tumblr ask post. anonymous asked, If this isn't overstepping, do you have any advice for not falling into defeatism? You seem good at having hope for the future. Superdillin answered, It's NOT easy. The world doesn't make it easy. But take a look at someone you love. Or someone who brings you joy, whether you know them intimately or not. Would you want them to give up? At their lowest moment would you tell them there's no point, and that there's no chance that things get better? Likely not, but it's harder to turn that grace inward. To widen that same concept, make sure you are looking at the overwhelming amounts of people who are helping to make the world better. The food bank operators and the organizers and the caretakers and the volunteers. People who research under-funded illnesses and who vaccinate in their local neighborhoods. People who create art and share it with strangers to feel connection. People who make soup for their sick loved ones and who encourage them to achieve their dreams. None of those people deserve to be told that none of it is worth it. And the world would be worse if a single one of them gave up. And the world would be worse if you did, too.
I got a very moving Ask about avoiding defeatism on the forbidden website, and I wanted to share it because it's something I believe very strongly
“When I got to the title it was a sad pikachu and over pikachu it read: ’Pokemon Yellow: Depressed Version’.”
I need to stop saying "now this is podracing" after every time I get gendered correctly
“Before Babel the entire world spoke one language” statistic actually false. Most people pre-Babel spoke zero languages. Linguistics Georg, who spoke ten thousand languages per day, was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Screencap from Netflix Castlevania, with a skeletal figure saying, “Don’t you think that’s weirdly fucked up?”
Went for a run and it actually fixed my bad mood
Spiritually I am in my thirties
Well don't I feel stupid
screenshot of google docs suggesting a correction from "What in tarnation" to "What is tarnation"
No, that uh... nope
When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks. "We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges. "When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
I’m putting a smiley face in my student’s case notes and no one can stop me
Sorry I was crying at the kickback, I started thinking about Vegeta trying to be a better person and I got emotional
“Folks say “I don’t like kids,” as casually as they’d say they prefer Pepsi to Coke. When people say things like “kids are okay, but I just don’t want them around me,” we don’t generally question that. I think we should.”
At this point if I were GRRM I would do something else out of spite. "A song of ice and fire fans LIVID as George R.R. Martin gets 'really into' Pickleball"
Unfortunately, it would appear that you DO have to tell me twice. But only twice!
Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even
I sweater god
“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context
Korra did more than Aang and only gets hate literally for being a brown woman