He is in fact the death of a civilisation. Just not the one he means.

A large Easter egg in 2026, about £7 for less than 200g of chocolate. Eggshitification.

If you need me, I'll be down the Winchester.

Ever the narcissist, Trump is the announcer and would-be hero: “Tune in tonight to see if I will destroy the world … or NOT!”

No way Buck House can go ahead with the state visit now though, without making a statement I don't think they'd want to be making.

So I open up the phone and discover that Trump has said he's about to commit genocide and now I'm having a little trouble concentrating on work.

A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Turns out Stunt Grandad is a big punk fan 😀

The Green Party now leads the polls in the UK for the first time ever. A groundbreaking moment.

The political establishment at Westminster and here at Stormont has failed ordinary people at the benefit of themselves and an ultra wealthy elite.

Happy Easter.

Hope is here.

Excuse to rewatch video (and Gay Bar) accepted ✅

Classy bitch that I am, after hearing Danger! High Voltage for the first time on the radio in the car I didn't rest when I got home until I'd found out what it was.

I have so much get up and go. If only it didn't involve getting up from what I was supposed to be doing and going to do something different instead.

Tastes so much better

A pain au chocolat from Spar, marked down to 34p

Top tier Easter breakfast

Wish we could move beyond:

a) using 'masculinity' when you mean 'misogyny'
b) arguing about whether boys need/deserve help. They clearly do

Well, that was unnecessary 😶

Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

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Donnie Darko is an Easter movie, right?

Roberto de Zerbi in a revolving door.

Superb work from BBC Sport getting the new Current Spurs Manager in the revolving door at Tottenham.

I mean apart from that being literally what atomoxetine is for ...

Hollywood star Clint Eastwood enjoys a northern pint, Manchester, 1967. 'I love beer but the froth gets up my nose.' he said, and immediately blew it off the top of his pint. (Photo by Tom Lyons/Mirrorpix/Getty Images)

Once again our Christianist mayor is allowing Christianity to claim dominion over Britain.

Democracy dies in billionaire hands.

Rocky Horror ain't bad

We stand in the Atlantic
We become panoramic

Palantir extends reach into British state as it gets access to sensitive FCA data Exclusive: Allowing US tech firm to analyse intelligence in name of tackling fraud raises fresh concerns over privacy

Big mistakes are being made.

My South? Beautiful ✨

would love a "rich person says…" news filter

There's an affordable MacBook now, and Microsoft have suddenly realised that they're going to have to roll Windows back to when it was better than MacOS.