I’m not saying don’t use airplane bathrooms, but if you do, I HIGHLY recommend you put your shoes back on. It’s REALLY gross in there!!!

Airport musings: Saw a family bicker about how they couldn’t find their flight gate. They were yelling at each other… they were looking at the Arrivals screen, not the departure screen.

Also, saw a nose picking kid on the escalator who looked like the child character that played Forrest Gump. 😂😂

I present to you, “The Reich Stuff”. I had a great idea that I used a little help from AI to carry out. I think it captures it perfectly. #trump

Storms were wild last night and we got to see an appearance from St. Elmo’s Fire!

I’ve been to Haiti, which has fallen every tree they can. I’ve been to the Dominican Republic(same island), and while trees aren’t the only reason Haiti is in trouble, it is an obvious blight.

I thought it was great! I’m in my 50’s and have kids who were the target audience, so I was very familiar with the Kendrick/Drake beef, as well as his discography.

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. Same thing happens when you're stupid.

I do the same. I won’t call it that absurd name change.

It’s what makes the Republican successful. They’re lock step, even in the most unsavory of concepts. There they are, all onboard the fascist train, but they’re together. We can’t unify, and it’s why they always do better than they should.

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Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

As an airline pilot, I recommend woodenheadded idiots stay in their lane. Grasping at straws and placing blame before a full investigation is complete creates the chaos Trump is known for, and is unnecessary. ATC is a TOUGH job, and that is complex airspace with strict standards.

I’m an airline pilot excited to be poached by Canada please!

Time to post this again

Consequences??? What???

Denver at 39,000 feet above the earth.

As a pilot, I’d appreciate you not shooting anything into the sky with the intent to shoot it down. Just because it’s in the sky and you don’t know what it is, doesn’t mean you should do something about it. Shooting into the air is dangerous for planes, as well as where the bullet lands.

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

A restaurant board sign that reads: “we are not all in the same boat. We are in the same storm. Some have yachts. Some have canoes. And some are drowning. Just be kind and help when you can.

I love this.

United 2000 feet above us, racing to Key West(they won, but we got to the gate first)

Phoenix and the Rockies. It’s like another world! Best office views in the world! #pilot #aviation

Screen shot from scrubs where JD, Turk, and Elliot are all looking off camera confused.

watching cabinet appointments get announced like

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.