Apparently AI can Freudian slip now since it certainly looks like the Trumpsiah is healing Epstein.

Yes, how dare Sherman not honor war treaties that wouldn’t have been ratified for 85 years!

Not just you. I’ve ordered this a few times on tap due to the name.

For the humorous ones, definitely go with Book of Mormon, the Producers, and Spamalot.

The trophy is a bunch of hands groping the world. Perfect.

Leave the sandwich. Take the cannoli.

Saved by Scott’s abscess.

Trump’s a Death Eater? That checks out.

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Stranding a lot of runners on the diamond.

Well, my MAGA-adjacent cousin certainly didn’t have any issues breaking out the McEnany/Psaki memes.

Probably hit the wall considering he’s building up in-season.

That picture is a spitting image of Darryl Sutter.

Bring on the Area 51 files.

Ran into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I stared at him because he was Wee Man. He stared at me because I’m a tick under seven feet tall. Not a word was said.

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UC, Blue Shield extend contract covering tens of thousands of state workers The current contract was originally set to expire Monday, leaving members to fear that they would soon lose in-network coverage of their UC doctors.

Cool. @blueshieldca.bsky.social threatening to drop my doctors for a second straight year mid-enrollment period got a one-month stay of execution the day the @latimes.com just happened to expose its shell corporation in Delaware. Coincidence?

It’s amazing that it’s even still a thing. Its only purpose now is for Boomers who can’t figure out YouTube.

I bumped into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I’m 6’11” so we both had a few seconds of a silent stare down where I was shocked to bump into Wee Man and he was shocked to bump into someone as tall as me.

In fairness, even Rudy Giuliani drowning in five feet of hair dye could get a murder indictment against a ham sandwich. There’s no way a jury’s going to hand out a conviction for this.

Either double posting or having their posts relayed over here via a bot (e.g. @passanthalbot.bsky.social)

America loses out on actual screw jobs and will have to settle on figurative screw jobs.

The Torrance Costco is finally getting noticed.

As does this 40 pound Mexican refugee.

Got it in Torrance.