we say “o’clock” because time is irish

I don’t care how rigorously you tested your backpack, I’m not spending $300 on it.

*most fish. #notallfish

Shocking.

The design team definitely botched USA's shoulder yoke and collar but the black-for-black's-sake element is an all time terrible uniform trend. USA wins the uni matchup, too.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "fuck you, get off my lawn"

A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport

Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them

The Bo Nix injury is terrible because now I have to cheer for the Pats tomorrow. We cannot have a Texans Super Bowl--even if they get obliterated by whoever ends up representing the NFC.

The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.

These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.

We exist and we're about to be real damn obnoxious. #tealsky #jaguars

Gildedfinger. Or, alternately, Goldoverthepantsstuff

A painting of a bird beside the text "it's a lot easier to talk shit than to solve problems"

Stop putting olive oil in your boiling water and the sauce will stick just fine.

I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work

I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm gettin' kind of tired of having my fuckin' mind blown"

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Jaguars aren't gonna score today, are they? #LARvsJAX

I hate that this post is a lie.

If the Jaguars don't score a TD on this drive, I'm done with this team. #HOUvsJAX

Jaguars currently pioneering the "just screwin' around" offense. History in the making, folks. #HOUvsJAC

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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Liam Coen learning first hand what it's like coaching a cursed franchise. #JACvsCIN

Browning is a Jaguar killer on par with Steve McNair #JACvsCIN