Orange tabby cat with a stern expression in a cozy living room. Transcribed Text: Me, waiting for my turn to speak, but the topic's already changed.

Tuesday

That was the shirt I competed in the Highland Games in.

Aye, the gold chains, the blue black hair, perfectly coiffed, the suit, the pinky rings...

Aye, and thin ones at that!

I feel awful about it, but my first thought was he was Mafia.

DairyDel Ice Cream has been around for 75 years for good reason, they're food is AWESOME! Todays lunch: a chilli cheese dog with mustard and onions and a side of fries, washed down with a diet Pepsi. I'll miss DairyDel when we go back to Scotland.

I walked to DairyDel for lunch. The man in the white T-shirt asked me to photograph his mate so he could prove to the boss he wasn't working, so I framed up the shot and said, "Make with the appropriate hand gestures!" and they cracked up, giving me this fun shot.

I met this gentleman in Smoke & Craft. He insisted I take his picture, and since he knew everyone in the store by name, he insisted they smile for his photo, for the right atmosphere. I just smiled and took the shot.😜

Here's a poyum in Scots fir ye.

This is one of my favourite memories; my first proper pint after covid lockdown restrictions were eased a wee bit. It's a pint of Skye Gold and beer never tasted SO good.

You do know that for every action, there's an equal and opposi... never mind, he'll figure it out in a sec.

That got a proper, out loud belly laugh outta me!! Bravo, good sir!

Well no kidding! I mean, sure it's a wry, humerous observation, but it's an observation of potential lethality at the end of the day.

Ah, the auld basket hilt claymore or the two handed claymore? I'm tall enough to rock a two handed claymore down my back, but I'd prefer the classic basket hilt.

This side toward enemy!

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!

Deep fried oysters on a po' boy bun with a lovely remoulade sauce and all the fixin's. We used to joke that if you got a good one, you'd have to eat it in a raincoat sitting in the bathtub to keep from making a mess! A delicious mess!!

Three entire Roman legions (circa 20,000 men) were ambushed and completely obliterated by allied Germanians in that forest. "Du Hast" is a song by German industrial metal band, Rammstein. Means they're boned; check please!😜

Oh, man! Season some tots with a heavy dusting of Grippos BBQ powder...

Accidentally ate at a vegan kiosk once. I ordered the "bacon egg and cheese biscuit." It was completely vegan and quite tasty, I've since gone back and had it again! Here it is, with hash browns and a Mexican Coke:

I accidentally ate at a vegetarian restaurant, Shahar. I ordered the "Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich." While waiting for it, I was reading about "all sandwiches are plant based." When I finished, I told the server that this was the best chicken sando I'd ever had that didn't have any chicken in it!