The creator of Earth Day’s name was Gaylord?? Earth is soooo f*ggy

Bet I could guess who

I’ve heard that about you actually

At the same time!!!

That was me astral projecting into your dreams

Well yes

Omg he’s so silly

@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social arms at the ready, please

If I’m swooning and you’re swooning then who is going to catch us??

I’m swooning

Hey babe, scoot over I’m tryna see something

Let’s get steamier

Me too

She did!! She specifically said that the shirt wasn’t an issue but that the pants needed to go

God told me that he wants you to take all of it off

Cuff me then

Taking after you, big hat!

Slapping me with what?

Aww you’re so sweet, come kiss me

Somehow cuter

BGB, I’m blushing 😌😌

As you requested, m’lord @radplanets.com

Same haircut, same me

Happy Birthday, baby gorgeous!!

Today tested me but you’ll be pleased to know that I failed!!

It’s days like this where I realize I really am just a man

I have a list of people I wish bad things on

As a society we need to retire the yellow bell peppers

Did you guys hear that?

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten the retractable leash