I spell it "J.R."

Pretty sure I saw Erin Blanchfield fight her cousin on Streetbeefs #UFC322

"Professor Finesser" is up there with "The Dean of Mean" for bad nicknames. Nothing beats "Beastin' 25/8" though and nothing ever will #UFC322

Last week Ewing was knocking some lad out in the regionals. A week later, he's about to be 1-0 in the UFC and, if there's any justice, he $50k richer #UFC322

20-18 Ewing in my book. This fight is straight fire. Although the smell of smoke might just be Keith Peterson's breath #UFC323

Great first round between Wellmaker & Ewing. The latter doing what any short notice guy needs to do, go after it and leave an impression. He should technically be on a freebie here #UFC322

Is that a f*cking Creed song playing as the #UFC322 intro? What year is this? They need to bring back Face the Pain! #MMA

Someone in the Whats App group saying it was an "explosion" and an EV? Do you know if this is the case? (This person is likely to get his news from those who say every fire is an EV explosion so just trying to see if he's right)

Gotta say, I find Glen Powell doing the grid walk with Brundle very cool. He knows a little but doesn't pretend to know a lot and Brundle used him very will as a tool to teach the audience.

Not sure about his Stone Island tracksuit though #F1 #USGP

I just watched the episode of Trainwreck on his Astroworld incident. I don't know a single one of his songs 😔

Bad news for Moreno. They'd have put him in next against KKF, but surely Moreno v Pantoja makes less sense than a fresh face in Josh Van now? #UFC317

10-8 rounds seem to have disappeared again. They need to be brought back for that first round for Pantoja #UFC317

#BringBackFaceThePain

Not at long ago, athletes passing the age of 30 were on the down slope. These days, it's unusual for a UFC Champ to be under 30. The average age must be around 32-33 #UFC317

Having Pantoja wear the sponsored sunglasses on the way to the cage is a bit...... icky! Don't be forcing the man to promote stuff on his bloody ringwalk! #UFC317

Van won first and last rounds definitely. Second round was close. I personally thought 29-28 but 30-27 not beyond possibility

Jesus Christ now 8-0 tonight. If he doesn't get a Performance of the Night bonus there's something wrong! #UFC317

What! A! FIGHT!!!! #UFC317

Post-KO Hermansson had more head movement than Van & Royval combined. Banger of a fight! #UFC317

Good first round by Van. Looks to possess the power #UFC317

Royval v Van is such a sleeper fight! #UFC317

"Our Lord and Saviour" Jesus Christ going 7-0 tonight. What a run the guy is on! #UFC317

I thought it was Jack Hermansson

Moicano with about as much offence as Tom Hanks in the third. 29-28 Dariush in my opinion #UFC317

Dariush doing what he does best in Round 2. 19-19 #UFC317

Good end to the first round by Moicano. Dariush looks very slow and sluggish #UFC317

Rogan and Cormier commentating on Payton Talbott with all the energy of two dads watching their kid play schoolboy football. We get it, he's a prospect, but there's another fighter in the cage #UFC317 #MMA

Hilarious from Lando Norris

"I've done that before....... on Mario Kart" 😂😂

#F1

Also, someone needs to tell Morena that not everything in life is a giant drama! I get the feeling she'd drill a hole in Tony's head with her eyes if he dared open a packet of crisps upside down #mafsau

Thought there would be no chance I'd side with Eliot on #mafsau but my God, what a horrible, condescending and nasty tirade he had to put up with! Seems Veronica is no prize herself