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Haha could be!

And since comics often become expert at standing in front of a brick edifice, and film our sets there, this advice should help us (apologies in advance)

Foster (our becoming a)
Wall Ace

(And then make)

Da vid(eo of us performing in front of that wall where we’re an ace)

Nailed it

Men, sound off in the comments if you disagree and don’t understand irony!

#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #comedy #standup

8) Now there is no separation between your comedy and your life. Who you are on stage is who you are off.

9) Also maintain good work-life balance.

10) Have it all. Be it all. Do it all. You are it all. Write another joke. Have fun!

Comedy advice:

1) Write one joke.

2) Do that infinite times.

3) Perform once.

4) Do that infinite times.

5) Solidify a good 5-minute set.

6) Do that infinite times.

7) Then a 10-minute set. A 15. A 30. An hour. A 2-hour. A 4-hour. A 24-hour. An infinite set.

I did comedy on Letterman about 15 years ago, and here’s some of it!

If you’d like more of my comedy from more recently, check out my newest special “Rini” on YouTube for free!

Enjoy!

#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #comedy #standup

Celebrating national haiku day 3 days late in order to celebrate 4/20 on time

#standupcomedy #funny #jokes #haiku

Hahaha

Haha nice

Hahaha love it!

Writing a song with the message that people should continue holding whatever beliefs they hold.

Thinking of calling it “Do Keep Believing.”

Before I get too deep into the process, I wanted to make sure that no one’s ever written or heard of any similar songs.

Anyone?

Now that Sean Hannity has left Catholicism, I’m considering signing up.

Really?

I thought the fruit is by definition that which CONTAINS the seeds.

Hahaha love it!

Is a berry still a kind of a fruit?

Nice!

My CRY-teria:

A place to eat tears, like a cafeteria co crying.

Haha fair enough!

My goodness!

PS “Wile E. Peyote” is great!

Haha “tree sap”!

Thank you for sharing!

Tomato is a fruit AND a vegetable.

I’m good with that!

Thank you! I agree! I don’t know if I’m mixing anything up here, but I appreciate you!

PS have you heard this: “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington

And what do you think “technically” means? I just looked it up to make sure:

Thank you!

7) And that’s OK if you want to.

8) You CAN say “Hey, I don’t come down to where YOU work and order drinks loudly!”

9) You CAN find out where that guy works and go order drinks loudly there.

10) But I recommend not worrying about hecklers.

Enjoy!

Comedy advice:

1) Don’t worry about hecklers.

2) Or do worry if you want to.

3) I don’t think worrying helps, though.

4) Someone may heckle.

5) Or it could be them ordering a drink loudly.

6) If you worry too much about hecklers, you might yell at someone ordering a drink loudly.

"How do you feel about pineapple pizza?"

“I don't like fruit on pizza"

“Do you like tomato sauce on pizza?"

“Of course I like tomato sauce"

“Then you like fruit on pizza because tomato is technically a fruit"

“Maybe, but only the same that way you're technically my friend"

Boston is my comedy hometown.

I always love returning to the Comedy Studio and May 23 is no exception.

Use code MYQ for $10 off any purchase of $40+ for my show or ANY Comedy Studio shows!

🎨: McKinley Cox
📸: Mindy Tucker

Thank you all for all!

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Paul Reiser's book "Couplehood," the movie "Groundhog Day," and how to make art that is authentic, innovative, and personal Or maybe this won't tell you HOW, but we'll certainly talk about it! If you want to be authentic, innovative, and personal, those qualities have got to come from INSIDE THE HOUSE! (Your house.)

I wrote a piece about Paul Reiser’s book “Couplehood” which I love, including how it starts on page 145 which he discusses in this “Author’s Warning” on page ix.

It also ends up being about Groundhog Day and innovation in comedy and art more broadly. I hope you enjoy!

"You deplete me"

— Jerry Maguire getting divorced

This is my friend Kelly MacFarland!

She is a super funny comic and a dear friend whose special “Hot Gnome” is now available all places!

We have a great chat on my podcast The Faucet! Enjoy!

Thanks as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the beautiful pod art!

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The line breaks are for the haiku
But now I’ll swap it for you.
Letter and spirit
You see it OR hear it
Can’t do both at once, sorry boo!

3) a horse costume makes
one, from two. these syllables
also so do. a

limerick's guise made
up of two guys, and each of
these guys: a haiku.

Happy Haiku Day!