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AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

If you see this, post your green art! 💚

(OC belongs to @aegean.bsky.social )

Sketch of a female Cooper's Hawk made with a bic pen.

Sketch of a female Cooper's Hawk

Bic pen on paper
5x6

#art #birds #nature #sciart

digital sketch page of a griffin creature, one of the drawings is the creature landing/leaping downwards and other is a bust of them with a baby face expression, speech bubble next to them saying "I'm just a baby"

just a bby

(whoa two posts a day??)

#digitalart #digitalartwork #commsopen #griffin #griffon #gryphon

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

glamour portrait of a squinting blonde opossum overlaid on a mountain landscape, his own ghost hovering behind him: "sometimes when i close my eyes i can't see"

tatters-the-bat on tumblr: "Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating.""

sevensmallgummies: "Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door. it never notices." sevensmallgummies: "important addition from a friend: everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job"

Legolas holding up a can of white monster: "One of these cans will give a man enough energy for an entire day" Merry: "How many of them did you have?" Pippin: "Four"

joe, cogging in place: "Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out""

hazel (@sodiumPen): "europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on 1-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord"

throathole on tumblr: ""l ate an edible last night" yeah I did too you dumb fuck it's called food for dinner"

cryptotheism: "Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?" hollowtones "Yep some stuff is bad or good." hollowtones "But it depends"

Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> I hate this useless piece of shit software -> Depression After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut -> No depression

crittaslink on tumblr: "[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!"

*need, not beed.

With Soviet/Russian tanks, basically, yes.

They have a carousel around the turret, where it connects to the main body of the tank, which automatically reloads the gun, eliminating the beed for a human loader.

It also causes violent explosions that regularly toss the entire turret away.

image is a sketch of an anthropomorphic rodent character looking down at a held cellphone with tired eyes. in one hand they have a digital drawing pen hovering over the screen of a tablet. a thought bubble depicts a cartoon tank twice; one assembled properly and one divided into three pieces vertically. written next to the rodent's phone reads "tank pictures on google". #furryart

funniest thing about my insatiable curiosity is my compulsion to explore references for things outside my typical art wheelhouse; like a smashed tank.

sitting there for an hour trying to find images of something that is deliberately designed not to break and being handed diy model kits instead.

Psychic buying clothes Employee : How about this one? Psychic : That shirt is too small Employee : You didn't even try it on Psychic : I'm a medium

wireless cat looking at the thing. the thing: "> "this is a deconstruction!" > looks inside > contempt for the genre"

fancydutch on threads: "typing "the guy who burned down the kimberly clark warehouse makes more than me" into my performance review and hitting submit"

omtai: "She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about" unaloid: "the lion does not concern herself with papa" Image is of a smug lion cub ignoring her dad roaring at her.

"Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself" Cigarettes: [image of overwatch's mercy looming]

madelynfreya: "If men suffer in silence why do they have so many podcasts"

"l bought a limited item in high demand. I sold it for a much higher price without ever using or modifying it. I am a..." "scalper" - concert tickets, game consoles, shoes, plushies, LEGO "investor" - housing

ortei142 on tumblr: "my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet"

horse dentist (@equine__dentist) on twitter: "babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter" [image of a jar of Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter]

"Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams."

charsky (@FormDeterminer) on twitter: "The reason we haven’t gone to mars yet is because the last rover found a 300 foot tall statue of Lenin and the deep state doesn’t know what to do about it"