Ran in super nice part of town and got myself a little lost in my attempt to turn back halfway so I ended up walking an extra mile and then I took this picture when I got back to my car and I look like my dad in so now I’m mad.

We walked the course yesterday and I’m a little intimidated by the terrain but very excited to give this a go!

Run day run day run day run day

Gonna do an outside run near where I’m working today for some novelty because the sidewalks are so nice here.

Honestly this is the point in the year where I’m just holding on until it’s “lady dressed as the nun dancing in the middle of the gravitron” season again.

Yessss! Definitely say hi!!!!

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Stated the group chat for May’s Madonna brunch and now I’m antsy and excited for it

My work mom brought me some chicken curry she made and I brought it home to eat this weekend and hoo boy it’s good.

Leaving recently completed Lego sets on the kitchen counter so my husband finds them like I’m a cat who just brought you a dead bird

I typed this out then put on sweat pants and a sweatshirt so I could survive the air conditioning being set at a reasonably temperature for my normal human husband which feels like refrigeration for me now. Sometimes I miss my visceral fat.

I’ve had several moments of realization of how much my body’s changed since surgery over the last few days. It feels weird but good.

Today is a run day and I’m very excited for it. Constantly impressed by what my body has proven itself capable of with hard work 🥰

Wore jeans to work cus it’s “casual Friday” (we usually wear scrubs which feels far more casual than jeans but whatever) and I’m wearing them at my natural wait for the first time and tbh I’m living for it.

New Jessie Ware as proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

Happy nine inch noize day to all who celebrate

If masculinity isn’t a prison then what the fuck is up with these color choices

The smile of someone who forgot to turn back at the halfway mark so they got to enjoy a prolonged cooldown walk back home.

My favorite thing about new Star Wars is all the space Latinos.

I need a late term gabortion

Same stupid smile

Lady Gaga’s oeuvre will be delighting and enchanting little gay boys for generations and I think that’s beautiful

Little drag brunch on the prairie

Me: I’m in a mood so I’m watching placebo music videos

My husband: I already knew you were in a mood because you were watching placebo music videos

I’ve never fully recovered from my Brian Molko gender envy

Every day I get closer to paying for Strava and that’s when the tipping point will actually occur

New slayyter is kinda perfect for my treadmill run pace so the gym feels extra cunty today

I have almost bit thru my tongue so many times when people say things to the effect of “how much better” things will be when he dies, as if th entire point of him wasn’t to destabilize the system to allow multiple bad actors to take up positions of power they can abuse once he’s gone

Ugh I hate it when terrible people share my interests

Painting my nails baby pink for the week.

I may have phoned it in at the gym today but did YOU deadlift a geriatric Boston terrier from a weird angle on to the couch?