No one, and I mean no one, has ever been more destined to repeat history.

Ghoulish to bet on our response to a man murdering 8 children.
Legit much more ghoulish that the smart money is absolutely on NO, we won’t do anything about it.

Bluebonnets. The state flower of Texas. All Texas children are required to be photographed in a field of bluebonnets multiple times throughout their young lives. It’s a condition of citizenship 😂

I mean, the US side is.

Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons - Institute for Policy Studies Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons

"The average taxpayer in 2025 paid: $4,049 for weapons and war, vs. $2,492 for Medicaid, which provided health insurance to 68.5 million Americans in 2025 — about one in five Americans."

Alison’s kids walk through Texas bluebonnets.

Pretty girl in white dress in field of bluebonnets

Not the same but in Texas we have a blue spring as well

Basically we should all be ashamed to have created fascism because we refuse to say the n word.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

the basic theory of DOGE was that if powerful people said it was fine it didn’t matter what the law said.

I think proving that theory wrong is worth significant effort

How is “viewpoint diversity” not just affirmative action for people with bad ideas

The New York Times telling me that my dog is dumb

Bitch I will beat your ass

Not even doctor-like

Today is the day where we'll get yet another opportunity to put US legislators and their words to the test. How many Democratic senators who are aiming for the White House in 2028 will vote correctly today?

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
theonion.com/illinois-bec...

The Pope. Does not. Opine. On theology!!

A your favorite pen is the only consumer product that tells me anything about your personality.

Facts. I’ve never once wondered what opinions my watch could have. Gtfoh with that shit.

NOW DO BILLIONAIRES!!

Fair but we still need Auntie.

The whole country failed him start to finish. How ashamed we should all be.

If you had universal healthcare, you too could retire to sell club drugs outside my dorm in 2002.
For us terrestrials, however, it’s DoorDash Grandma. 100%.

Now he sells club drugs in 2002. It’s a better retirement than anyone could imagine.

There are additional people to blame for AI but I’m 80% there.

1978 getting it in RIGHT under the wire!

Ok because…
There’s going to be intersections.
And even if the pope stuck to interpersonal morality- don’t lie don’t steal don’t cheat on your wife… it’s not like DJT wouldn’t see that as an attack

Hey y'all... in light of today's events, recognize this might go unnoticed. But I worked on this some time, and really want to stress that a depleted FEMA is going to be terrible for Texas. Staffing at FEMA has been chopped, and there's calls calls for even more (including the Denton office).

I never knew it was a whole thing! I thought it was like your French name in French class (mine is Yvette). How wild that they’re already in for having an identity that is cultural and spiritual but not understanding of trans identity!

Uuuugh!! What are we even doing?!!!