didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Ai companies are trying to buy credibility through Hollywood endorsements but all I see are artists permanently branding themselves as scabs

Starbucks: Screw you, Seattle. All our unionizing woes will be over once we leave you for Tennessee.

Tennessee:

GOOD POST

I somehow ended up making a what if #spamtenna daughter
Her name's Lucy~

[ 🍇 #fruitbatdoodles | #deltaruneoc | #deltarune ]

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content

Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs

RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-b...

A drawing of a cat person. he is wearing a long robe that exposes his chest and his top surgery scars. He has a long fluffy black tail and ears to match

Sketch redesign #commission for @neckbite.bsky.social // Thank you so much//

Us skittering across this uncertain world

a black and white typography edit that reads "my life is better with dykes in it." in all caps. above and below the text are swords. the image is textured to look photocopied.

another one for lesbian visibility week!

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed theonion.com/regretful-conservative-w...

NO MORE!

what if i fucking kill you

Wait until they find out about Bart Simpson

Absolutely dying at “we’re celebrating Confederate Heritage month for mysterious reasons”

It’s amazing how many bullies become deeply principled pacifists the first time they get punched back.

if Tesla owners stood up for themselves like this the company would have gone bust years ago

Brianna Wu will literally do eugenics instead of going to therapy

I'm opening up comms again! I'll be starting them next week, with limited spots. Fill out the form if interested:
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Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

College Where Charlie Kirk Was Killed Revokes Graduation Speaker's Invite Utah Valley University was thrilled that Sharon McMahon, a best-selling author, would speak at its graduation. And then her old posts resurfaced. Listen • 5:02 min

You'll never believe what this speaker--now cancelled thanks to "free speech" warriors like TPUSA & Sen. Mike Lee--posted about Charlie Kirk.

She said she was "gutted" by his murder. She described it as "horrific" and said it "should have never happened." And then she went on to post Kirk's words.

LRS Me describing Shizuki

why did he say that

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before theonion.com/disney-promises-star-war...

Hi. In today's episode of Some More News, we're looking at Polymarket, Kalshi, and other prediction markets – how they work, how easily they are gamed, and the (very obvious) dangers of having society bet on everything.

Link: youtu.be/0_ItmnR9r_g

Mr. Krabs looking tiredly at a sign that says “”0 Days Without Nonsense”

This is the new Bluesky slogan