They think you're stupid.

screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"

screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

They had to firebomb their cities last time. And you can't handle a little retaliatory gerrymandering? Brother you should **** ******* and save yourself some heartache

I couldn't help myself

i would be the Leslie Knope of grooming tradCath volcels

I want to destroy all Republicans as completely as possible

WWE's "hot period" happened entirely because they had to compete with something for the first time in 30 years. AEW even helps braindead WWE fans

Drank 3 beers at the work meeting. Drinking a white wine with leftover pasta now. Feeling good. Feeling nice

thinking abt this bc there is currently a controversy on tiktok where people are misreading and spreading a statistic from this article, saying that 62 million men were either in or interested in a telegram chat about drugging and raping their female partners when really it was like 1000 people max

Might fuck around and watch 2 more episodes of the Darth maul show tonight

Suck my goddamn dick you fucking worthless zebras

Kill All Refs

Show Matt tkachuk with their neanderthal parents in the stands plz

Stanked again

April 20th is a big day for Elon because of his two great passions: marijuana and Hitler

I'll simply say again that for Shlaes to resurface in The Economist at this moment is an indicator of an ambient concern that Rooseveltian policies and politics are increasingly likely. The thing about the New Deal is, it was *immensely popular.* That's terrifying to certain people

A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”

some of y’all

The 420 Realtor

Steelers have become a clown org. They should just decide right now that he will not be part of the plan moving forward and draft accordingly. Hate that team though so the more they fuck up the better

Who am I kidding, they'll just keep door dashing 40 dollar mcnuggets

It will be fun when the restaurants go back to pre "millennial burger joint" levels and the kids see how bad that shit was, while also not knowing how to cook

Hey man

very impressive, very nice.

now let’s see his polling with POC.

Pinto and Amadio are considered Selke candidates while Jordan Staal gets nothing, nada. Canadian media is so delusional.
(left:Saturday morning / right: 12 hours later)

I once challenged someone online to give me one example of an elected Democrat using the phrase "birth-givers" in place of "women" and they unearthed a single transcript of a three hour long hearing from the Congressional Black Caucus in which it appeared once.

The “do not pantomime committing suicide at work” challenge

Remember when Fraudy tkachuk got clobbered by jordan staal in his first postseason fight ever? Soft

You don't have to watch WWE anymore. There's literally no reason to do so. I don't care if it's wrestlemania. It sucks. Have some respect for your own time