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Posts by Esile Pret

Glad you enjoyed it, too

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Yellow, blue and red shades in the sky during sunset through wisped and thick clouds. Below is the silhouette of a woodland and village.

Yellow, blue and red shades in the sky during sunset through wisped and thick clouds. Below is the silhouette of a woodland and village.

contentment ✨

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Always agreeing when anyone asks me to pray for them. Sometimes asking to whom

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if you focus on certain parts of my body long enough you can actually hear the commercial of the drug that's keeping that area alive

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The citadel of the unwritten.

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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia

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the thing about ever unmuting accounts you've muted is don't

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The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.

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A picture of a treehouse with a slanted roof that's screened in. There are stairs and a slide

A picture of a treehouse with a slanted roof that's screened in. There are stairs and a slide

So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵

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Visible mending and the vegan pie crust experiments

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Thank you for sharing this.

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rain blurred skyline red light ans streetlight

rain blurred skyline red light ans streetlight

misty christmas tree with star

misty christmas tree with star

disappearing skyline/approachinglight

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They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon

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A turkey is fenced in behind a sign on a post reading “LLAMA.”

A turkey is fenced in behind a sign on a post reading “LLAMA.”

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

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In a bit of a pickle? Let's call it relish instead.

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When things are not grate, but they‘re not NOT grate

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It looks delicious. Do you have a secret as to how to get the bottom crust cooked through, in a glass pie plate?

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Man! I really hate that too.

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well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill

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Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence

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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

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A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”

Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting

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Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before

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Pre-aurora sunset, with clouds, behind a canal, and boats, with a lone tree-trunk; holy punctuation. I only participated in presenting it here, to you, in a format which cannot yet express how it spoke, nor with what power: “Pull over,” said the Spirit. “This is Us now, and never again.” Later, I’ll try to paint that face (with the coral canal water and treeline vanishing into the gold open mouth), and it will be a dim ripple of an echo of communion, of wonder that was for our eyes, only, just there, right then, on the dot we’re all made of

Pre-aurora sunset, with clouds, behind a canal, and boats, with a lone tree-trunk; holy punctuation. I only participated in presenting it here, to you, in a format which cannot yet express how it spoke, nor with what power: “Pull over,” said the Spirit. “This is Us now, and never again.” Later, I’ll try to paint that face (with the coral canal water and treeline vanishing into the gold open mouth), and it will be a dim ripple of an echo of communion, of wonder that was for our eyes, only, just there, right then, on the dot we’re all made of

enough of l’homme ophone

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👇🏻

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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer

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