Fellow Gen X-ers:
You know what to do.

#OldPeopleRuiningThings

Ah yes, the ol' "everyone was too dumb to get the joke" chestnut

Oh, this is delightful!

Overhead view of a chihuahua, looking up at us, hoping for a treat

Bunny, aka "Bunny Boo", "Sweet Potato" and "Destroyer of Souls"
#dogsky #chihuahua

Oh hey...has anyone checked the WH for a carbon leak?

I didn't have the sound on, but I could hear it in my mind; "AAAAACK!"

In our defense, there's a lot of mixed messages from users re: engagement. Some are "why won't anyone answer me" and others are "I post for me and some of my friends, nobody talk to me, stop liking my posts, I don't know you, wtf"

Confession: I go to the Big Chain bookstore and look up books I want to read on Libby and if they're available I check them out and hang out in the Big Chain coffee shop to start reading them.
#booksky

And we absolutely love that for her ❤️

When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take) YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

This 1941 classic is a nice pick-me-up ❤️
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...

I welcome our European liberators

The evil psychopathy is very bad, but the additional stupidity is just insulting.

I'm so excited to pay nearly $200 for a new US passport so I can vote! 🙄

Wouldn't it, though?

I'm certain that Susan Collins is very concerned so it's fine

A wee nugget of joy; yesterday while reporting for jury duty, I saw no less than three Young People reading hardcopy books. It felt like witnessing small acts of rebellion and I was 100% there for it. #booksky

Also add the word "the", as in "Oh yes, I saw that sick dance move on the TikTok" or "I was talking with my friends on the Discords" (bonus points for inappropriate pluralizing)

He's spent his life cultivating whatever symbiotic parasites are keeping him alive and they are telling him to enable their spread. He is now but their flesh sack.

Oh no....I'm so sorry for your loss.

Nutlick thinking he can ride like Speaker Johnson

I had shingles at age 39 and when I turned 50, I could not get that vaccine fast enough!

When I was a kid I thought the words to 10cc's "The Things We Do For Love" was "Cake-a-Doodle Love."
Ah, the seventies 🤣

I used to work at a football stadium. These guys have Drunk Football Fan energy.

a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake Alt: Weekend at Bernies clip: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake and wearing sun glasses. His hand is being pulled by a string to make him "wave".

Our President:

His brain is so mushy now that he probably is just excited by big booms. I'll bet Lil Marco and Kegseth are driving this train.

So if we wanted another nation to come invade DC and take Trump and Melania into their custody, is there a form to submit that request or?

Shhhhhh...let him lose some more

Movie poster for Red One, with the text "Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and J.K. Simmons. It is a Christmas movie with Simmons dressed as Santa.

Spouse and I watched this last night. We thought it silly and fun, and action-packed as all holiday movies should be 😉
#moviesky #redone

Oh....I thought you were paraphrasing, not giving an actual quote. Silly me.

And she'll be all "I meant to do that"