DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I’VE INGESTED A COCKTAIL OF DRUGS THAT TURNS THE SEARING PAIN OF REALITY INTO A GENTLE FOG OF DESPAIR

REASONABLE BEDTIME CREW

A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

KIRBY JUICE

ARISE, @famoushorse.bsky.social!

I’VE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT. I THINK THAT DEPRESSION/ANXIETY IS JUST A REFLECTION OF OUR SENSITIVITY TO OTHERS/THE WORLD. WE’RE ALREADY GOOD PEOPLE, IT JUST COMES WITH A PRICE SOMETIMES.

YES, PLZ!!

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THE BEST OG WEIRD TWITTER ACCOUNT HAS ARRIVED ON BLSKY ALL HAIL @mountennui.bsky.social !!!!

*CHANTING* ROBOT JUICE! ROBOT JUICE!

13 SHRIMPS

FUCK YEAH, SADIEEEEEEE

I AM! HOW ARE YOU?

SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!

ORRR I MISINTERPRETED THAT AS A BLOODBORNE REFERENCE

SINCE WE LAST SPOKE, I HAVE PLAYED AND BEATEN AND BECOME DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH THAT GAME

THIS GUY FUCKS! *POINTS AT SPIDER*

MY DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

IT’S TIME TO GET THE ‘OL GANG BACK TOGETHER *REVS CHAINSAW*

!!!!!! FRIEND !!!!!!! SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR FACE!!

IF YOU ARE NOT INSANE YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

I AM INSANE AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO

IT IS TIME TO BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY UNHINGED

MY PRIMAL WOUND IS HOT DOGS. I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

MEET ME IN THE MUSEUM OF PSYCHIATRY FOR SMOOCHEROONIES

SHOUTY PYRAMIDS ASSEMBLE

NO PARENTHOOD BOOKS PREPARED ME FOR HOW MANY TEETH I WOULD FIND IN MY HOUSE

*deep breath*