Oh jeez. Forreal. My house is short on storage space so we got a wireless vacuum. Very lightweight/easy to use when we gotta do vacuuming. It was a tad pricy (to me) but we got it at Costco for discount compared to normal? It's a Dyson of some sorts of that helps in anyyyyy way.
too late, i have already depicted myself as the heroic and victorious skeleton duelist and you as the defeated skeleton whose bones themselves have morphed to convey an expression of shock at your miserable circumstances
a simple drawing of a little orange kitten with big blue eyes, captioned "oh has there ever been a more pathetic shmoopy than this?"
Everytime I think about making a whimsical post I think of that one screenshot like "the worst person you know woobifies themself" and it's more sobering than a cold shower. Fucking rough, dude.
Get purple charizarded!!!!!
"you retweet a lot of art" yea bitch look at it
dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
This is not wrong.
Flat, illustrated poster graphic of a Florida Scrub-Jay in flight titled "I'm worth more than 100 tech bros!"
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
So the superior Lifesaver flavor, I think we're in the clear. If it was the blue one I'd call poison control tbh.
OK but what KIND of candy?
Happy Earth Day.
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT π§
A stylized illustration of a black cat, meant to be Scourge from Warriors, sitting with their back to the viewer. Their head is turned and they have huge blue angry eyes. Above them it reads βtiny & angyβ off a red background.
Angy πΎ
[ #cuteart #illustration #warriorcats ]
meme about why is the laundry basket always full
I love my minimally sweet cold brew coffees but they do NOT love me. Tummy hurty station today, gang.
interrupted π #wenclair #wednesday
A horrible anthropomorphic fox with human eyes and human teeth in his too-small mouth..wearing an ill-fitting white tee reading CAR FOX in black text
DLC announced: The CARFAX Car Fox in a car lot. And he has a knife.
Edwin πππ¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬
a cat flying a kite and looking concerned, thinking "do i go back to enjoying myself (probably evil) or do i process this thought that just fell into my lap (agony)".
An illustration of Lycion from Delicious in Dungeon as the wolf from The Wolf and the Seven Goats fairy tale. Lycion is in his beast-man form sitting above a little goat and holding cutlery. Two big pairs of demon/goat eyes are seen glowing in the darkness behind him. The board around the illustration has elements from the original fairy tale (clock, honey, flour, thread and a pair of scissors) and 6 more goat kids.
the wolf and the seven goats
my piece for @storyindungeon.bsky.social !
A rooster standing at the edge of the ocean with the text 'if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.'
Good Morning, World.
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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
i'm hallucinating
Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.
Cries in I got sunburned and got stupid tan lines cuz I wore an asymmetrical outfit with chunky bracelets. Got the passenger princess flavored trucker tan. π«
make art. even if it sucks