I just want like a lot of money thank you

Living is life is so fucking awesome. Some days I feel like the coolest dude in the world, almost like a celebrity, and that makes every moment more than worth it.

No, LinkedIn. I do not want to follow Barack Obama.

The worst part of working is going to work

Yaaaasss queen, you blow that motherfuckin nose

Today may have been the hardest day of my life

Moving fucking sucks

It's taking far too long for today to become tomorrow

They call me pico de gallo

Everyone HATES ME aaaaaaaaaaaa

"Where was the outrage when Obama did X?"

Motherfucker I was studying for Algebra II when he was in office. I wasn't outraging yet, but I would have.

One of them days

My car crash song is Karma Police by Radiohead

Swwm

One win want other

Being in love with, and infatuated with, another human being, is crazy. Why's it so hard to figure out?

The same people who act surprised when I don't know whatever shit meme of the week from TikTok have never heard of Steamed Hams and it pisses me the fuck off

i really want to be like kindness luigi

I wasn't really looking for answer. That's my bad.

So you're telling me people have been this obsessed with Hazbin Hotel and there was only one season this entire time?

The earth is so beautiful

I really wanna get back into making music again

Travis,

it's kill or be killed.

love cannot be stopped it is the inertia of existence itself

Imagine a tiny alien

Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time

mcmc

mfaaoms

Angry as fuck. Fuck cars man. I just wanna be able to get to work. I don't want to ask for rides. I don't want to inconvenience people. Why can't it just fucking work.

I know I didn't wanna go to work today but this is NOT what I had in mind