The state of this tin pot club

Enzo captain 😂

Happened with my dad. He was always strange but over lockdown he got wrapped in mad internet conspiracies and has been intolerable ever since.

Will probably be adding a transfer clause that allows him to leave if a certain price is met à la Cole Palmer.

Is the Chelsea project broken? | The Football Boardroom YouTube video by The Football Boardroom

Nothing we didn't already know but nice to hear most of the fans fears confirmed by those who have actually worked in the football industry.

youtu.be/A9u0JWHAKqo?...

You have to be this delusional to want to play in the BlueCo project

‘A cruel penalty’: disabled people face lower benefit payments if conditions not deemed lifelong Forthcoming rules mean debilitating conditions may not meet strict ‘severe and lifelong’ criteria, say charities

This is your 'sensible' guy btw

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

‘A cruel penalty’: disabled people face lower benefit payments if conditions not deemed lifelong Forthcoming rules mean debilitating conditions may not meet strict ‘severe and lifelong’ criteria, say charities

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is your guy btw

Can we please leave it out with the centrist bi-partisan podcast bollocks please

Now the youngsters have Tosin and Rob Sanchez as their mentors in the squad 🫠

Always annoying that people are confused that he isn't involved in Chelsea's first team coaching staff.

His PR/track record is so bad that it's just not worth the hassle of platforming him.

This is why Lamps is my CFC goat and not this wrong'un.

Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

Pack this page in - no one cares about this tin pot trophy except for internet BlueCo acolytes

BlueCo prefer to use their own signings over players mostly developed before their ruinous reign.

It's the same reason that Shim Mhueka can't get a first team minute but Jesse Derry has had ample opportunity in the FA cup.

For algorithmic reasons init

Seems redundant but BlueCo out

Totally reactionary but Acheampong isn't doing that

The schadenfreude I'll be experiencing tonight is going to be life affirming #CHEPSG

Also, as a dedicated Ricky Gervais hater, it's quite gratifying to see another one of The Office lot (Mackenzie Crook) play a big role in creating something so good - especially in relation to the mawkish tripe that Gervais regularly produces.

Well deserved. Beautifully understated yet poignant show that isn't afraid to go all out in its premise.

Quelle surprise

Of course they have the pricks

💯

I noticed that in the Hall compilation you posted earlier

Malo*

I'm infinitely bitter that you have Livramento and Hall and we have Mali Gusto and Cucurella 😭

Chelsea sold him for pennies so that we could make space for the infinitely less talented Cucurella btw

Nearly 4 years under Clownlake and it only gets worse and worse to follow/support my club

Meanwhile, all of the fake, Chelsea rage bait online 'fans' (sycophants) are clapping like seals when Todd goes on about signing Cucumberella because 'MaN C!tY WaNtEd HiM'