The hell you doing up there, pop pop

I think about this all the time. I was convinced I would eventually get lost in the Bermuda Triangle

Be the reason they stop using the phrase 'there's no such thing as a stupid question'

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You didnt have to say it like that

Republicans no longer question his mental acuity. Weird, huh?

Banana Republic behavior

Kojima, how many people have you killed

Editor: You get those photos of Ed Zitron?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

What an unbelievable loser

Thought loan forgiveness was socialism

Just saw a study that says 76 percent of X users are bots, so I guess I'll be shitposting over here more.

110% tax on all income over $200k

They were waving
“Mass deportation now” signs at the Republican national convention

We're no. 1!

What are we doing here

This sucks

White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service.

“Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

Average wide receiver tweet:

If Steve Bannon says you are too racist to work with, where does that leave you

Truly damning

I would never have guessed the name on the back of that shirt in a million years

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"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do

All right, maybe that's enough internet for today

EXCLUSIVE: Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger? Amid the ongoing drama in D.C. with Congress debating on an interim spending bill a key question has arisen, "Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?"

If a Member misses 3 votes they have to give a medical reason why. No such comment or excuse came from her office. Her staff allegedly continued to get paid for doing no work.

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Whenever I had the opportunity to photographed Rickey I knew I would make great photos. The world has lost a legend. Rest in Peace Mr. Henderson. #rickeyhenderson