At birth Gary Newman would, briefly, have been the newest man. However it is unlikely that Gary Oldman will ever be the oldest man.
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John Virgo Speak His Name
New short
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We're back (I'd like to blame our absence on Mark having a kid but it took me two months to redecorate the living room, my office has been full of crap) and we chat Star Trek escape rooms and death.
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#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast
@aewontv.bsky.social not uploading an English version of Dynamite to Triller is definitely a weird Christmas choice
Great characters in a script that doesn't deserve them
Would just like to apologise to @robinince.bsky.social for my vaguely complimentary drunk yelling at Waterloo. Genuinely do love your work, sir.
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Imagine the first time a human gets to bust out "if it bleeds we can kill it" to an alien buddy, motherfuckers gonna look like a badass
Scientists: We gave the world's biggest loser more money than anyone in human history to see if money makes you cool.
Results: Money does not make you cool.
Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
Hitler died underground doing diarrhoea round the clock, knowing his vision had failed spectacularly, so we know that's also how Trump's gonna go.
But who will be the Mengele, drowning in a lake in 1979, free but despised by all he came in to contact with coz he was such a bitch? Gotta be Vance.
Aside from the murder part, I think I'd really enjoy the mind games part of serial killing.
Every minor frustration in my life is made infinitely worse by knowing how easily I could've robbed the Louvre.
@maffewgregg.bsky.social given your Hall Of Fame pick I thought you might appreciate this:
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She literally gives me full trauma flashbacks every time she appears, and I fully admit this stops me from being objective.
If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.
New Short.
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I dunno if you've seen Weapons, but I don't think a single adult woman was a virgin. 0/10 unwatchable trash
"Oh Tilly Norwood's in this, she's great" has the exact same energy as "Oh I hear the new bond movie has a brand integration deal with Sony, those phones always add so much to every scene".
#tillynorwood #aislop #growup
Like Batman always says, every crime is a hate-crime when you hate crime.
PN: If there was a Green government, would the Greens reverse the Tories, and subsequently Wes Streeting's, ban on puberty blockers for trans youth? ZP: Absolutely. It's really important that policy for trans people is informed by the National Health Service and is done in consultation with trans people. It seems like an abominable gap, particularly in the Cass review, that trans people were not included in the conversations. It's a basic principle: nothing about us without us.
Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼♀️
One would think Photograph and Hanging Chad, but it turns out they're 100% platonic and are just really good work friends.
Which jokers are dating, Steph? I mean other than Blueprintand Brainstorm, obvs
I would legitimately write a lore book about Balatro. It would be the most preposterous and least necessary videogame tie-in of all time, but I’d bloody revel in it.
Was War, the horseman of the apocalypse, unavailable?