I love when they have Game Night in the parking lot

I’m so fucking sick of him

Train Dreams!

this is what all those Mormon wives look like to me

Cookies in the shape of the Simpsons

The Simpson’s complicated hair makes for challenging cookie cutters 😞

omg yours is actually so close to what I WANTED to make! I love it

I set out to make a little glasses holder for my desk yesterday and after an hour of struggling to make something decent, I just made this guy instead

Surely all of my applications in X Jobs are secure

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

I love when these guys give us an unintentional glimpse into their increasingly hellish lives

*Mulder tosses folder across room, into Scully’s lap* Have you heard about the Charlie Kirk Cryptid

Small white dog in a green fleece vest scowling

George got put in lap jail for barking during my meetings and he was so pissed

This is insane work - is it like a 24 mesh?? Pls ask him, I’m so impressed 🙏🏻

Brother we watched 331 episodes of ER over 13 months - the whiteboard is the least concerning thing here

It’s here: The Official ER Staff Ranking

Glazed donut face ass

merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real

AHHHHHHHHHHH (derogatory, complimentary)

Same with “JOI to the world”!!

Last but not least, here’s a pencil holder made of cork that’s supposed to look like a beehive but absolutely looks like a gigantic turd

Here’s a tie rack in the shape of a flintlock pistol for the young boy in your life

A Zoom Suit for the “contemporary man of action.” It looks like a ski suit but it’s super unclear what is for. Lounging I guess?

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Another wig, but this time it’s for men! The “Drop-On Wiggy” is made of human hair and lets squares feel like flower children

A wig made of 24 karat gold ($35,000)

Next up is a pair of “his and hers camels” which can be delivered to you anywhere within the continental United States ($4125)

We’re kicking things off with a horrifying selection of fur, including a Brazilian Jaguar dress ($1750), Somalia Cheetah coat ($4975), and a short jacket made of Irish otter ($995)

Let’s take a look through the Neiman Marcus 1967 Christmas catalogue together as a holiday treat