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Kings: Hey a lot of the visiting teams won yesterday MAYBE WE HAVE A CHANCE

Avalanche:
#GoAvsGo

Yes, but what IF the Stars lose in the first round though? 🤣
#goAvsgo

I got U boo

Y'all, if you're not watching the #PWHL Ottawa Charge and New York Sirens battling for the last playoff spot, you're missing an incredibly exciting (and chippy!) game.

Once again, I'm here at Fort Collins Book Fest, just outside the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory- Fort Collins in the Foothills Mall! I'm here into the late afternoon, so come get yourself a signed book or two, while supplies last!

Y'all make your NHL playoffs brackets yet? Who do you have besides the Avs and a random meteor strike decimating Dallas-Minnesota game 5? (we all win!)
#GoAvsGo

GOALIE GOAL PLZ #GoAvsGo

Wow. That's a really weak overturn. #goAvsgo

OH DEAR LAWD BEDNAR'S FACE THO #goAvsgo

Avs could have had two goals if they weren't trying so hard to get Nachos the goal. #goAvsgo

I'm gonna split screen this game and #PWHL Vancouver vs Seattle. If the Torrent wins any way but regulation, BOTH teams are out of the playoffs.

This is the boringest hockey game I've seen in forever. It makes me long for Minnesota.

Good evening Avs fans and faithful. Should I call #AvsPsychic for Mackinnon? He's acting like he doesn't want to score anymore. He's sick of the season and just wants to start the goddamn playoffs.

Well, tough shit. Shoot the goddamn puck, ya pylon. #goAvsgo

Amen, let us pray.

Mackinnon suddenly has a pathological fear of shooting on the power play. #GoAvsGo

I want a full game of Emma Maltais mic'd up. Unedited. I hear she never. Stops. Talking.

Brock Nelson mic'd up is the auditory equivalent of beige paint.

Y'all should check out mic'd up #PWHL players. They're hilarious! #goAvsgo

On the bench, Parker Kelly looks like he just realized he's on a pro hockey team. #goAvsgo

Wedgewood is like an extension of the ice. He's a soothing balm. A salve. AND A BUNCH MORE METAPHORS #goAvsgo

Oh for the luvva... JUST DO THE DAMN MICHIGAN MACKINNON AND QUIT FUCKIN AROUND WITH THE CROSS ICE PASS #goAvsgo

I'M A WRITER

McDavid skates like butter on a hot pan.

Mackinnon skates like the ice owes him money. #goAvsgo

Does the broadcast have terrible sound quality tonight or is it just me? #goAvsgo

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God gave him a gift. He shovels well. He shovels very well. #goAvsgo

ANYWAY HERE'S WONDERWALL #goAvsgo

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