…or an IHOP…

*mayhem ensues*

Any time is Marketing Time™️.

#MarketingIsFUNdamental

Ooooooooh…..

"Why would you need to have your phone display your phone number? You already have it!!!"

Smart office managers have room numbers put on the *inside* of doors.

[Narrator voice: Not many office managers are smart.]

Ask a chatbot where the “Spanish” flu of 1918 started. Go ahead, ask

And it looks like Gen-z is going to force Apple to support CD and vinyl import in iTunes again.

Really surprised we haven't gotten a drone-with-a-gattling-gun yet.

Cats do not recognize the 13th Amendment.

25th Amendment has it's, uh...limitations.

"Getz in humancat. We's gotz places to go, fishies to snatch!"

Just watch him sign an executive order prohibiting the US and US companies from purchasing Ukranian tech.

Can we, like, grow them in our Victory Gardens?

Is it Greene & Greene?

For those of you wondering what might happen here, look no further than the big drop in demand in gas in California after prices jumped over $6/gal since the Iran war started...

And it'll turn out to be a girl robot who beat all the boys.

That's #LALife for you....

Van Halen plays...La Canada High School, 1975.

Oh you must! It's on Turner Classic Movies this Friday night at 6:45.

Actually, Van Halen played at lunch on the gym steps of my high school when they were nobodies. (I'm in front next to the guy in overalls).

Oh no, that's the first place we all look, *especially* in Santa Cruz.

Who knows what AI does when it transliterates from Chinese?

A poor quality black t-shirt displaying a gold crown with a red X over it and "NO KINGS" in white below it. Above the picture of the shirt is a title that says "Vintage No King T-Shirt"

Just got a spam for a "vintage" "No King" t-shirt.

I guess we're all old then, huh?

Same, although with a lot of Rock n' Roll High School thrown in.

My daughter was the exact generational cohort that grew up with 10-key, so I had to learn or I never would have talked to her.

I blame the move away from 10-key keypad texting for the rise of mobile phone breakups.

#BreakingUpIsHardToDo

*Fox looks at Nala*

"Wait. Iz dat horse? Horseys mean foxhunt!"

It would have been an anachronism. Little cars did not come out until 1947.

I'd have bought it too. I miss my old one.