robots in streetwear always a big hit for me. never not funny

good luck!!

a vetting process so invasive and rigorous that it would be inappropriate to tell anyone the outcome. however it is still important that it happens, as part of due process.

maybe make a slightly smaller chocolate then?

i was also reminded of jorginho's hate campaign against chappell roan

i cant wait for all the "10 years since the brexit vote" content. it's gonna be epic, nostalgic, and quite insightful

weaponizing extreme misogyny by asking every girl in my contacts list if they are Wet Jeans Club or Dry Jeans Club

saw a guy finish smoking a cigarette and whip out a vape for a few extra puffs. switching weapons instead of reloading

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

erling haaland the most Getting Hit In The Dick footballer i've ever seen. what is it about his style of play that invites it so often

no good can come of tucker carlson being the one person who's allowed to say that israel is evil and controls a lot of our politics

roberto de zerbi looks oddly carved out of wood. something whittled about his face

perhaps the most predictable shock defeat of all time

Project Male Hairy

there's a famous latin saying about death: "E.T. is in the arcade"

i am going to kill myself and everyone in this shop if you don't give me this stuff for free. no? ok fine i'll pay for it, have a nice day.

it's immediately clear to me what last night's events mean for iran, israel, lebanon and the future of US hegemony. this is due to my powerful analytical brain.

We should not permit British airspace or bases to be used to prosecute mass murder, announced in advance.

desperate to see the slide decks and email exchanges that led to this point

you have to respect that the wireless organisers somehow managed to make an even worse booking decision than Three Nights of Drake

if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

the film Project Hail Mary posits - in my view correctly - that epic bacon guys are a necessary feature of intelligent social life. in fact they are crucial to its survival

the big question i had walking out of hail mary: does this film pass the bechdel test?

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

next you're going to say that they are not particularly representative of their constituents in terms of personal and professional background. that is basically a racist slur

where is the evidence for the absurd claim that career politicians are self-interested and don't care about ordinary people except as a means to an end? people just say stuff

My issue with Raye is it sounds like she's trying to get an A on a music final

what was the point of moving to the UK if australia's world cup games are still gonna be at 5am and 3am

winding me up how many people are falling for this obvious and annoying april fools day set up. you are playing right into their hands with your crap jokes

ouya and segways basically vindicated these days as well in steam deck and voi scooters. who'd have thought