Omf. You’re right

Kinda pissed i only hit the part of my life where I coulda gone full ho as my nephew was born and i can’t fill his internet with that

Dammit

Oh if you love a saggy titty you’ve come to the right place lol pull up a chair!

S not easy

Fuckin thing waited til i was done

Why

WHY

Ned Flanders infamous crash out where he's yelling at Lisa. Edited text: "Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be AI - Big Tech's Answer to problems no one had!".

AI would still be awful, but I wonder if tech bros and governments hadn't been so aggressive with it, forced it on us, and smugly bragged about how it would "replace jobs", then people might have been more accepting of it.

But of course Big Tech couldn't help themselves.

POV: you’re the one sock I didn’t pack and now im wondering where tf you got to and where the bag that your 199 siblings are in

How in the hells are you not banned from there? I can barely show a NIPPLE

The logic isn't logical. Even if Olly Robbins couldn't tell Starmer *why* Mandelson had failed vetting - pretty implausible as Starmer is given huge amounts of sensitive information - it doesn't follow Robbins could not tell Starmer *that* Mandelson failed vetting.

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses

IM JOKEY

It was!

Second edition of yesterday’s intimate sketch. Noir version

This is Satire.

I want Ryan hairy

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Thank you ☺️ i get lost in the mood ❤️

Sunny days are here again 🥹 #nsfw #art

A poem with the opening line, It's spring and everyone's joking about killing themselves again. Full text can be found on our website, Link in the next post

For National Poetry Month, we would like to remind you that we publish all time bangers, such as Staircase wit by Rhiannon McGavin, from TBQ6:

your sound, your air, your electrical grid, your money, your future, all things these take away from people

I am so damn sorry

skinnERRRRRRRR

Ah yes Disney, that seems like the move. Fire all the people who made your movies beautiful and interesting.

Women should be allowed to do *literally anything* without expecting they will be raped

So... #SmallPressDay is sponsored by @brokenfrontier.bsky.social this year. Or to put it more bluntly the entire running costs (hosting, app subs, payment to an artist for this year's poster, etc.) come from my pocket. On top of BF's running losses. So if you enjoy SPD please chip in if you can!

Lewd queer art time? Don’t miiiiiind if i do #NSFW

From my queer intimacy diary project, 4 occasions, one act

Next tag list is mutuals from my starter pack here. If you like NSFW mlm art, consider checking it out!
go.bsky.app/J6csHi1

I saw a guy i’d worked with across a cafe in Dublin. After a warm, proper hug, we chatted bout what i was doing (Chicago the musical) and him (ah still in Fair City, the irish soap). Great seeing him. Likewise. I left and then realised i knew him FROM Fair C

His polite playing along was God Tier 💀

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

AI slop of Liza Minelli as War?