Have the British tabloids run any stories about Sex Arses being stuck at the Strait of Hormuz?

The exquisite privilege of riding in the back seat of a 2011 Honda Accord that smells like gorilla feet and 6 Black Ice air freshener trees

Even this so-so beat I make monstrous

The Mets and Phillies gargling moose balls simultaneously is a real Monkey’s Paw scenario playing out

Instead let’s wear hankies to the Nerd Prom

They’re looking for their Sister Souljah

The Mocking of Christ, by Cimabue, 1280 (flipped), 📸 by @albello55

These could be fan videos about why The Last Jedi needs to be banned

In Munich?

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Sorry that was the Royal “you” it’s worth one’s time ok

Two blue footed boobies depicted on a computer monitor

Looking at boobies during lunch on my work computer idgaf

Everyone who made this movie was absolutely 100% all in on every aspect of it, good and bad, which makes for something that is at worst very “real” and worth your time

A great Queen song is really great, an average Queen song is really terrible

People get such hard ons for being contrarian

I can be your BEST FRIEND

or your

WORST NIGHTMARE

Got it from the toilet seat

Mister Met at the Phillie Phanatic have been arrested trying to turn tricks in the parking lot at the Celia Cruz Rest Area

(“They” specifically being the LAPD)

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

Phillies and Mets at the bottom of the NL East

wint @dril (me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Haunting

It will be very funny if Mike Trout is reborn, fucks around and makes the Angels contenders and the Phillies crap out

If they’re going to be unserious why should I care?

Still thinking of this

I legitimately opted out starting tonight it’s the worst combination of boring and aggravating

You can’t spell Crosby without Cosby

Unfortunately I think Verizon has to come out and service it! I’m sorry

Had never even heard of d4vd before like three days ago

Yes it was our Verizon FIOS box and iirc it was every 15 minutes