Gandalf is my Joe Camel

Just wanna live in the Tower of London

It was the cleanest water in the kingdom

made his servants sip his weekly back hump growth aspirations so he didn’t have to vaccinate them. Damn he should have won.

spent way too much time at the swan pits, feasting on swan leavings. He was the rfk jr of the 1480s

lessons on the broccoli tapestry WHEN

shoulda pemBROKE they ass

Peter cook as Richard III from black adder.

oh natch (he should have won)

the war of the broccolis

That’s Henry Tudor vii. Just to clarify. Won the battle of bosworth field with a broccoli hair smh

William penn

Henry vii

John houseman!

its what I get. i can’t stop broccoli posting

oops I thought this was the rfk thread lol

just don’t ask what kind of ‘cheese’ ok

the should make kash patel get broccoli hair

gif in progress.

im creating a new boyfriend :3

served to you by shirtless rfk jr with broccoli hair.

then he gets piss AND free organ meats

of course he harvests the bladders from all of his road kills

he’s got an entire animal piss collection i know it. It only one vat of whale juice 🫶

piss marinade sounds like a real thing rfk jr would do

Lord Nelson.

those three little words

now i need to listen to that duran duran song

Gotta make sure you mention the follower count in their eulogy.

rage bait in a eulogy

If I ever reach 1977 follows, that last person has to give my eulogy

my first houseman posts are dust in the wind

and her porn bot followers where all that was left of her

a screen shot from the artist formally known at twixter where my account is in a sorry state.

look how they massacred my boy
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🔮 i sense that someone is going to have all their corn eaten up