It might actually stop raining tomorrow. That’ll help.

Christ

Settle down

Maybe I did and just didn’t tell you.

The fuck did I do?

I can only imagine how much Max enjoyed my hiatus.

Max, thinking he’s safe with no images showing up

Wildly disappointing.

Houston-ish. The locals will get mad if I claim the city itself.

I’ll glare up I-45.

Do we?

SIR

Also Hitler.

Also my mother.

She’s never been thrilled by any of this.

HOW DARE YOU

/slams laptop shut until Tuesday

Your city is investing in deck chair replacements for the titanic.

The mayor of OKC welcoming a new LIV Golf team in the year 2026

Explain yourself

@thequeso.bsky.social sir. You have terrible things to answer fore.

Enjoy!

I would never call you smart for Georgia, Muggsy.

Also, if you mail Matt a comically oversized pennant, he’s compelled to add it to the wall.

goes back to my personal hobbyhorse that the DOJ seeing the death of Arthur Anderson as a negative and not a positive was a turning point in American history.

The purple/gray one over his left shoulder is pretty great imo imho imvho

Corporate stadium names of course being an affront to the spirit of international sport.

A hearty chuckle for NRG using the forced rebranding to rename the stadium again.

I will not.

Anyone want to spend $270 on Saudi Arabia and Cape Verde?

The Portugal matches here… whew

/plays “DMB- Gin & Juice (live) (real).mp3” in celebration

Yeah they did.

Qb, it’s Monday

You’d better believe we’re pronouncing LABORATORY with two long O’s