A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Four dogs sit in a parked red sedan on the side of a dirt road in a rural area.

“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

The funniest thing I’ve seen today 🤭😆😆 #NUFC

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

in the pit

This entire weekend

Joelinton, Bruno & Sandro ganning proper radge Vice City style. Limited prints now available on Etsy 😎 #nufc www.etsy.com/shop/LittleR...

Can only repeat just how special Malick Thiaw looks at the moment and how much of a steal he is looking at £35m.

Given the competition within the Newcastle squad, the fact he already looks like their first-choice centre back speaks volumes for how he has adapted to the Premier League.

#NUFC

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

A shop for the Italian clothing label Givova

The sport brand for the sceptical Yorkshireman in your life

An FT reader explains how #tariffs work...

When the Tesco cashier belts the clearly over 25 button on the self scans.

#traitors #traitorsuk #thetraitors

Still laughing

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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

🥰🥰

not to be v Eat Pray Love but having a truly horrible year last year showed me that when there are lows you've just got to immediately create some highs to counterbalance them, there's no "oh when this is over I'll do nice things", you've got to actively live alongside the bad stuff

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

To celebrate the supposed arrival of the official account, I've created a #NUFC matchday feed. Here's how it works:

- Join the feed below
- Either watch the action unfold via a custom bot (stats, line-ups, instant actions)
- And/Or get involved by posting with #NUFCLive

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What a line.

Our next match: West Ham (H)

Back to business on Monday night! 😍

I will be away for the holiday period so here's my early Christmas card for all Toon fans. #NUFC #HWTL

Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.