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"Thank-a the lord. I may have misjudged you, Disney. Now no one in their right will eat-a that slop..."
Mario yesterday (and anytime) opinions on pizza toppings are shared-
"That's-a probably Mario's-a fault... h-his pizza-pinions were-a the talk of the town for a bit.."
"PIZZA THIS, PIZZA THAT, PIZZA THE HECK OUTTA ME! MARIO'S-A SO DONE! LUIGI, YOU GO OUT THERE TO THOSE... THOSE... UUUUUUUUGH!"
Mario stormed off, leaving ol' Loogi to future responses for the night, it seems..?
"...o-okay."
"YOU TOO, PAISANA!? MARIO ISN'T LAUGHING-"
Mario is gonna go up there and break that big ol' emerald.
"...breathe Mario, eet'sa just a cat thingy... of-a course it likes fish on pizza... let it-a go..."
"...Luigi thinks eet'sa not that bad.!"
"Mario has no brother."
"MARIO'S-A HEART IS CRUMBLING-"
"Oh yeah? The classic Pepperoni & mozzarella with a bit of-a provolone, with-a extra garlic, a bit of-a black olives- Ooh, Luigi likes-a mushroom even though I don't, but eets'a acceptable- along with other acceptable toppings if-a I feel risky, cooked in a fiery oven to Gold Coin Perfection! Mwah!"
"That, probably-"
"....eet'sa... tolerable. You're off-a the hook, clown-o."
"Mario gonna commit Game Awards Player's Voice 2022"
"WHAT-A THE HECK GOIN' ON IN BRAZIL?????"
"Don't-a tell me you're serious."
"I- You- That- But-
Mario can't with this. Mama Mia..."
One of the few things that can Crack this plumber's smile:
Pizza Opinions.
"Going to Miyamoto to try & get the Zelda movie delayed now."
"Don't-a tell me you'd defend these... these... DISGRACES TO PIZZA KIND!"