"Mama mia... what-a day is it..? How long was-a Mario out for..?"

💫 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂 𝑲𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒃𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔.

💫 𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒘/ 𝒐𝒄𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

💫 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔, 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅𝒔, 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕

💫 #KirbyRP #NintendoRP
#SSBRP #SmashRP #MVRP 💫

"Thank-a the lord. I may have misjudged you, Disney. Now no one in their right will eat-a that slop..."

Mario yesterday (and anytime) opinions on pizza toppings are shared-

"That's-a probably Mario's-a fault... h-his pizza-pinions were-a the talk of the town for a bit.."

"PIZZA THIS, PIZZA THAT, PIZZA THE HECK OUTTA ME! MARIO'S-A SO DONE! LUIGI, YOU GO OUT THERE TO THOSE... THOSE... UUUUUUUUGH!"

Mario stormed off, leaving ol' Loogi to future responses for the night, it seems..?

"...o-okay."

"YOU TOO, PAISANA!? MARIO ISN'T LAUGHING-"

a cartoon character is dancing in a video game while holding a sword . ALT: a cartoon character is dancing in a video game while holding a sword .

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Mario is gonna go up there and break that big ol' emerald.

"...breathe Mario, eet'sa just a cat thingy... of-a course it likes fish on pizza... let it-a go..."

"...Luigi thinks eet'sa not that bad.!"

"Mario has no brother."

"MARIO'S-A HEART IS CRUMBLING-"

"Oh yeah? The classic Pepperoni & mozzarella with a bit of-a provolone, with-a extra garlic, a bit of-a black olives- Ooh, Luigi likes-a mushroom even though I don't, but eets'a acceptable- along with other acceptable toppings if-a I feel risky, cooked in a fiery oven to Gold Coin Perfection! Mwah!"

"That, probably-"

"....eet'sa... tolerable. You're off-a the hook, clown-o."

"Mario gonna commit Game Awards Player's Voice 2022"

"WHAT-A THE HECK GOIN' ON IN BRAZIL?????"

"Don't-a tell me you're serious."

"I- You- That- But-

Mario can't with this. Mama Mia..."

One of the few things that can Crack this plumber's smile:

Pizza Opinions.

"Going to Miyamoto to try & get the Zelda movie delayed now."

"Don't-a tell me you'd defend these... these... DISGRACES TO PIZZA KIND!"