Jeremiah Jackson is a goddamn problem man

Sabrina Carpenter getting visibly annoyed at me yelling “THAT’S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL” during Bed Chem and powerless to stop me

Of the few truly cybercrime-entrenched teenagers I have had the displeasure of dealing with, they run the gamut from "25-to-life for wire fraud" to "murdered a family for no reason in a state park" when they became adults

just compiled and built a project from source on an arm64 mac without having to google a single workaround for an arcane error.

immediately looked for the project's donate page.

BALL DON’T LIE

Sorry man, possibly ending the game on 3 free throws for a phantom foul they literally refuse to replay? lol

Technical difficulties on Prime Video in the final minute of the Hornets-Heat game lol

This game’s crazy

Playoff basketball frickin rules

Kimbrel’s stretch truly made this an inevitability

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Really fucking annoying that mma is a fully right-wing sport anymore.

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

There are two types of people in this world: those who buy statues of E.V.A. units, and those who buy statues of E.V.A. pilots.

One of these groups should not be allowed near schools or public parks

Now more than ever, gauging the usability of a game based on public sentiment is like trying to figure out how tall someone is in a funhouse mirror

"Everyone" is perhaps unfair here

There is nothing weirder than booting up a game everyone says is tremendously broken and it working just fine for you and being kinda fun. Currently this is Pokemon Champions— though I'll probably fall off it in a couple days because PvP has always (since childhood) been the weakest part for me

no one who matters cares

iirc he's like a DC tipping cryptid

"some pigs"

I knew I liked you

Fuckin hate when i’m under 14 sous/day

I’m sorry, the guy who runs a private equity firm is named “Endless Shrimp”?

To all of my trans brothers and sisters, enjoy your day, and know that so many of us will always fight by your side.

They just needed to hold the ball lmao

holy SHIT UConn

Orioles top of the order is batting below .050 on one hit for the season lol

I was really thinking it’d be one of those things I’d buy and the kids would never use, but they go for hours on it and it’s been worth every penny.

The TSA has a union. That’s basically the entire reasoning in full.

Glad my kids will be able to understand the note I leave them that reads 𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒷𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓉

𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒𝒻𝒶𝓁𝓁, 𝒹𝒾𝓅𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉